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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Well I guess that would make us unhealthy, broke and stupid. We begin to crawl off of the Morgue Mobile at 3PM to start our daily schedule of press followed by a greasy treat from the local McDonald's... thanks Ronald for putting us one step closer to the grave you stupid fucking clown. Show time is approaching so we try to get into charatcer and start getting dressed. For some reason, today Carly has decided to put his piss on display by pissing in empty water bottles and numbering them... the thing we do out of boredom. Show time arrives and we hit the stage like a goddamn bomb. The audience was insane and took the chaos level up to a new high. Carly doing a high-risk maneuver by stage diving into the front row on "I Love to Say Fuck" made the show go out with a bang. After the show, some just relaxed while others drank themselves into oblivion. About 3AM, we pulled out and headed on our way to France for a day off.