Isn't Lana lovely...

[disco_bob84]

After the Thomas story from pixie_fae yesterday... I thought it only relevant to give the very brief Lana story today...

It's as simple as...:

Me - *walks upstairs*

Lana - *legs it out of the bathroom*

Me - "What you doing in there young lady!?"

Lana - "Mamamadadadadamamamamababababaaaaa"

Me - "Yeah OK, whatever..."

Lana - *scuttles off downstairs*

Me - *notices something odd in the bath*

Lana - *nowhere to be seen*

Me - *picks up foreign object to discover that it is badger_man's mobile phone!! (soggy wet and now no longer switched on...)*

I am only going to assume that badger_man will not be a happy bunny when he gets home from work...

*end*