TOP10 Песен, в текстах которых чаще всего слышат НЕ те слова

May 14, 2009 14:32



(Кейт Буш: "Я - дерево. Я - вомбат!")

Газета The Sun определила десятку песен, в текстах которых чаще всего слышны путаницы из слов...

10) Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights
настоящие слова: "Heathcliff! It's me, Cathy and I've come home oh, so cold, let me in-a your window"
слышится: "Healthcliff! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold at the end of your winter"

9) Oasis - Wonderwall
настоящие слова: "You're gonna be the one that saves me"
слышится: "You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's" (- a large supermarket in the uk)

8) David Bowie - Changes
настоящие слова: "Strange fascination fascinating me."
слышится: "Strange vaccinations are killing me."

7) Police - Message in a Bottle
настоящие слова: "A year has passed since I wrote my note."
слышится: "A year has passed since I broke my nose."

6) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
настоящие слова: "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango"
слышится: "Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango"

5) The Beatles - Michelle
настоящие слова: "Michelle ma belle, sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble"
слышится: "Michelle ma belle, some say monkeys play piano well, play piano well"

4) U2 - Mysterious Ways
настоящие слова: "She moves in mysterious ways"
слышится: "Shamu the mysterious whale"

3) The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
настоящие слова: "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes."
слышится: "The girl with colitis goes by."

2) Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive
настоящие слова: "It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way."
слышится: "It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way."

1) The Police - When the World Is Running Down
настоящие слова: "You make the best of what's still around."
слышится: "You make the best homemade stew around."

Еще самые частые и смешные путаницы в текстах известных песен:

ABBA - Chiquitita
настоящие слова: Chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong
слышится: Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong

AC/DC - Dirty Deeds
настоящие слова: Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap
слышится: Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep

Louis Armstrong - What a wonderful world
настоящие слова: The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night.
слышится: The bride blessed the day, the dogs say goodnight.

Bananarama - Venus
настоящие слова: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, at your desire....
слышится: I'm your foetus, I'm your fire, now go perspire

James Blunt - You’re Beautiful
настоящие слова: I saw an angel, of that I’m sure
слышится: I saw a ninja fall on the floor

The Eagles - Hotel California
настоящие слова: What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis
слышится: What a nice surprise. When your rabbit dies.

John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - You’re the one that I want
настоящие слова: I've got chills, they're mutiplying And I'm losing control
слышится: I've got shoes, they're made of plywood, And I'm losing the soles

Madonna - Like a Virgin
настоящие слова: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
слышится: Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time

Bob Marley - Jammin’
настоящие слова: We're jammin'! I hope you like jammin' too!
слышится: We're German! I hope you're, like, German too!

Kylie Minogue - Locomotion
настоящие слова: Do the locomotion with me
слышится: Do the love of mushrooms with me

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
настоящие слова: You might as well face it, you’re addicted to love
слышится: You might as well face it, you’re a d*ck with a glove

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
настоящие слова: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
слышится: Saving his life from his warm sausage tea

REM - Losing My Religion
настоящие слова: That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight
слышится: Let’s pee in the corner Let’s pee in the spotlight

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