Happy Fun Times w/ LASH&LUFFY

[you_go_boom]

Who: Lash & Luffy (maybe a zoro?!)
Where: Luffy's Apartment (Marshall #114)
When: Late Afternoon of MArch 17
Rating: PG? Most likely.
Summary: Luffy decides to offer himself up to Lash's tortu-- i mean what

the log:

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[ihasastrawhat]

[Luffy's pretty confused about this, but hey, he'll go with it. Zoro's just one of the, what, five or six roommates he has? Besides Nami and Ace across the hall, Sanji was probably at the bar, Chopper at the hospital, and Franky who knows where. He goes to look at the box.]

Whoa, what's all that stuff?

[Look at him all you like! Tall, lanky, and curious, he's just gonna stare at your box here.]

[you_go_boom]

[starts tugging at his face in extreme fascination, testing the strange properties of the boy's skin. grabs both ears and puuulllllls]

Oh, that stuff? Just some stuff I'm gonna use for our little experiments! I didn't really have much time to prepare, but I think it'll do for now, teehee...

[lets go of his ears..... experimentally]

[ihasastrawhat]

[Oh, so his ears huh. He just watches her. Not the first time this has happened--nope, Nami's got a tendency to ear-grab at him too--but they only stretch to a point before he winces.]

Oh... okay! [Aaaand snap! He winces.]

So what's first?

[you_go_boom]

Here, let me show you something--

[rummages through the box and pulls out a bicycle air pump and a small package. then out of her inside coat pocket, her trusty crowbar]

Oh, and just curious! What do you think would happen if, like, I dunno... you swallowed a small bomb?

[ihasastrawhat]

[He just stares at the pump and the crowbar.]

If it's a bomb, wouldn't I blow up?

[you_go_boom]

WELLLLLLL, that's the idea... but you're made of rubber! And this... [opens the package to reveal a very conspicuous looking candy] uh, this is just candy! Teeheehee! Here, take it!

[throws the crowbar aside] But say it was like, a super weak bomb! Like, it was something slapped together by a third grader!

[ihasastrawhat]

Candy?! [He'll take it. Way to trick him.]

A third grader? [He's so confused!] Well, if it explodes, then it'll hurt me, right? I still have my chip in, so I'm not as strong as I am without it.

...never eaten a bomb before.

[But he's eaten candy before, and it's slowly making its way to his mouth.]

[you_go_boom]

Ah--! [didn't expect him to eat it right away] WAIIIIIT!

[ihasastrawhat]

[He stops with the thing by his mouth.]

Wha?

[Wait... sniff sniff.] This doesn't smell like candy.

[you_go_boom]

Don't smell it, you idiot!

[snatches it from his hand before he can smell the faint smell of gunpowder]

OK, I kinda forgot to tell you, but you're gonna need a bath tub! Right now!

[ihasastrawhat]

[Well... no candy?] Why? I don't smell, do I?

[you_go_boom]

Nooooo, of course not! We need it for the experiment, silly! [starts grabbing various things from the box and looks for the bathroom]

I'll tell you everything once we get there, OK? Teehee!

[ihasastrawhat]

Oh... okay. It's over there! [He points to the bathroom door.]

[you_go_boom]

[wastes no time to dumping everything unceremoniously onto the bathroom floor, and returns to drag him in]

Remember how I said I wanted to throw in that yellow electric thing into a big vat of water? And then throw YOU in it? Well, we're gonna simulate that... for science... yeah! Teehee! Then subject you to various types of tort-- ahhh, I mean tests! [wh-where did she find that tazer?]

[if luffy had been like her other usual test subject, Flak, then she wouldn't normally have held her tongue back... but sigh, gotta start somewhere!]

[ihasastrawhat]

[Wait when did she say that?] But I thought you didn't want to touch the yellow thing.

[Oh, well, uh... doesn't sound too bad--what is that? He just stares at her.]

Tests? What tests are we doing?

[you_go_boom]

Yeah, well, whatever! There's no yellow blob thing here! SO, I'm just gonna taze the water... with YOU in it! And you can eat the candy now!

[tosses the candy back at him]