Apr 22, 2004 00:05
1. duckbuck haircuts can lick your nuts - 2 points
2. you don't need a straight edge tattoo on your calf in order to decline a drink - 2 points
3. fordirelifesake is the worst thing since joy division (yeah, you heard me) - 2 points
4. you didn't start a vinyl collection on your 18th birthday and add in your parent's records in attempts to play it off like you've been doing it since the womb - 2 points
5. you realize that the only people who look good with black hair are the ones who were born with it - 2 points
6. you have decent to good posture - 2 points
7. you can attend a concerts at a large venue without the excuse that you got in free or wanted to be ironic - 2 points
8. you are not embarrassed of pictures of you from middle school that highlight your past ability to smile for the camera - 2 points
9. studded belts looked stupid even before they became an avril lavigne trademark - 2 points
10. You know how to dress yourself in the summer (note: stuffing your pale flesh into an ugly sundress doesn't count) - 2 points
11. you never had a phase where you tried to look like you wanted to kill yourself, or actually pretended to - 2 points
12. you believe the difference between metal and metalcore is the weight and age of the singer of the band - 2 points
13. you think pants that give boys cameltoe is a step backwards in evolution - 2 points
14. the beatles had other albums besides the white one - 2 points
15. you have a personality - 5 points
25-35: You are scene free! kudos to you, take your k-swiss's and skip to your nearest Record Time, for cds, of course. Then eat a vegan for lunch.
15-24: Yikes, you're pushing it. You might want to do some thinking, and i don't mean pretending to think while taking pictures of your face!
14 and below: awww...poor thing