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FindMeAnElf: it was funny, ivanna doesnt even know where you live
RotwangVP: I live about 30 min south of Detroit
FindMeAnElf: and i just figured you have a house every few cities or so
RotwangVP: on an island in the detroit river
RotwangVP: hmmm
RotwangVP: I have one in Hamburg
FindMeAnElf: oh, grosse ille?
RotwangVP: and my parents are down here
RotwangVP: yup
RotwangVP: I'm aiming for a house every 30 min of driving, though
RotwangVP: give me a few years
FindMeAnElf: hahahahahahahahahaha
RotwangVP: I'll get a place in the hood, a place downtown, one in Novi, one in Warren
RotwangVP: It'll be sweet
FindMeAnElf: that would be such a waste but so hilarious
RotwangVP: Well I'd rent them out
FindMeAnElf: haha
RotwangVP: and just stay there when the tenants move out
FindMeAnElf: and every so often just visit them all in one night via kicking the door open
RotwangVP: in a drunken rage
RotwangVP: then crawl into bed with them
FindMeAnElf: lol
FindMeAnElf: lol
RotwangVP: and act like an abusive boyfriend, apologizing for beating the shit out of his girlfriend
FindMeAnElf: hahahahahahahaha
RotwangVP: "I'm so sorry you guys...You're the best tenants I've ever had...
RotwangVP: "Come over here and give me a hug
RotwangVP: "Cuddle up next to me
RotwangVP: "{{{hold me}}}"
FindMeAnElf: then leave before dawn
RotwangVP: With a nasty-ass note
RotwangVP: "RENT'S DUE IN 5 DAYS...PAY IT OR YOU'RE HOMELESS"
RotwangVP: "PS: THANKS FOR LETTING ME SCREW YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT"
FindMeAnElf: hahahaha
FindMeAnElf: and every piece of their food has one bit taken out of it
RotwangVP: "PPS: THIS ISN'T INDECENT PROPOSAL - RENT IS STILL DUE"
RotwangVP: I'll wear their clothing
FindMeAnElf: and their pet is replaced with a different animal of similiar size
RotwangVP: I'll swap their pets around
FindMeAnElf: lmao
RotwangVP: or get them drunk
RotwangVP: "Lucky was about to OD, but I came in and saved him"
RotwangVP: OR I'll randomly leave notes for them
RotwangVP: "I think you look best in the purple dress"
RotwangVP: "You should lift up the toilet seat when you pee"
FindMeAnElf: "It would be best to leave the tomb be"
RotwangVP: "I know what you've been looking at on the internet, and I think you should stop it"
RotwangVP: "Don't look under the porch. No matter how badly it smells."
RotwangVP: "Tell your wife I'm sorry for last night"
FindMeAnElf: "I want the rent in cookies this month, not dollar bills"
FindMeAnElf: "Does the redhead know about the blonde?"
RotwangVP: "I'll give you a free year's rent if you execute your neighbor. Don't tell anyone about this or you're dead."
RotwangVP: I live about 30 min south of Detroit
FindMeAnElf: and i just figured you have a house every few cities or so
RotwangVP: on an island in the detroit river
RotwangVP: hmmm
RotwangVP: I have one in Hamburg
FindMeAnElf: oh, grosse ille?
RotwangVP: and my parents are down here
RotwangVP: yup
RotwangVP: I'm aiming for a house every 30 min of driving, though
RotwangVP: give me a few years
FindMeAnElf: hahahahahahahahahaha
RotwangVP: I'll get a place in the hood, a place downtown, one in Novi, one in Warren
RotwangVP: It'll be sweet
FindMeAnElf: that would be such a waste but so hilarious
RotwangVP: Well I'd rent them out
FindMeAnElf: haha
RotwangVP: and just stay there when the tenants move out
FindMeAnElf: and every so often just visit them all in one night via kicking the door open
RotwangVP: in a drunken rage
RotwangVP: then crawl into bed with them
FindMeAnElf: lol
FindMeAnElf: lol
RotwangVP: and act like an abusive boyfriend, apologizing for beating the shit out of his girlfriend
FindMeAnElf: hahahahahahahaha
RotwangVP: "I'm so sorry you guys...You're the best tenants I've ever had...
RotwangVP: "Come over here and give me a hug
RotwangVP: "Cuddle up next to me
RotwangVP: "{{{hold me}}}"
FindMeAnElf: then leave before dawn
RotwangVP: With a nasty-ass note
RotwangVP: "RENT'S DUE IN 5 DAYS...PAY IT OR YOU'RE HOMELESS"
RotwangVP: "PS: THANKS FOR LETTING ME SCREW YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT"
FindMeAnElf: hahahaha
FindMeAnElf: and every piece of their food has one bit taken out of it
RotwangVP: "PPS: THIS ISN'T INDECENT PROPOSAL - RENT IS STILL DUE"
RotwangVP: I'll wear their clothing
FindMeAnElf: and their pet is replaced with a different animal of similiar size
RotwangVP: I'll swap their pets around
FindMeAnElf: lmao
RotwangVP: or get them drunk
RotwangVP: "Lucky was about to OD, but I came in and saved him"
RotwangVP: OR I'll randomly leave notes for them
RotwangVP: "I think you look best in the purple dress"
RotwangVP: "You should lift up the toilet seat when you pee"
FindMeAnElf: "It would be best to leave the tomb be"
RotwangVP: "I know what you've been looking at on the internet, and I think you should stop it"
RotwangVP: "Don't look under the porch. No matter how badly it smells."
RotwangVP: "Tell your wife I'm sorry for last night"
FindMeAnElf: "I want the rent in cookies this month, not dollar bills"
FindMeAnElf: "Does the redhead know about the blonde?"
RotwangVP: "I'll give you a free year's rent if you execute your neighbor. Don't tell anyone about this or you're dead."