JOKE'S ON YOU!

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HoIlow Misery: I want a soft pack
anti you pro me: wtf?
HoIlow Misery: It's a soft dildo that looks like a penis, so men can put it in their pants for a bigger "buldge"
anti you pro me: ...
anti you pro me: riiiiiiiiiiiight.
anti you pro me: LMFAO.
anti you pro me: ugh, man.
HoIlow Misery: I want that just to wear around..I'd wear it with spandex
anti you pro me: like someone wouldn't notice that once you got home and took your pants off.
HoIlow Misery: Then I would stand close to people and put my buldge on them
HoIlow Misery: Yeah for real
anti you pro me: LMFAO oh man.
HoIlow Misery: What would you do
HoIlow Misery: like
anti you pro me: you try to take your pants off all smooth like and be cool and a freaking dildo falls out.
anti you pro me: you're like 'uh..'
anti you pro me: 'that's not mine.'
HoIlow Misery: "::takesoffpants. soft pack falls out::Oh don't mind that, that's just my fake buldge"
anti you pro me: LMFAO.
anti you pro me: HAHAHAHA.
HoIlow Misery: "I SURE DID HAVE YOU FOOLED!"