Snoop and Dre - Application for Employment: Gin and Juice Quality Control Dept.

[disblfsuspender]

So, I read this hilarious thread wherein people are stripping down song lyrics and rendering them in list/outline format. So, being bored at work, I dashed off my own variation on the theme, which had its moments, but was kinda crappy conceptually. Once I got home, however, I thought of a better framing concept, so I'm gonna take another shot at it.


Desired position:

• rolling down the street
  
• smoking endos
  
• sipping on gin and juice
  
• being laid back

Snoop's Assets:

• a momma who ain't home
  
• bitches in the living room gettin' it on
  • who ain't leaving until 6 in the morn
  
  
• a pocket full of rubbers
  • homeboys who also have pockets full of rubbers
  • Basically, plenty of rubbers
  
  
• some Seagram's gin
  
• the cultivating music
  • that be captivating he who listens

Dre's Assets:

• a gang of Tanqueray
  
• a fat ass J
  • of some bubonic chronic
  
  
• some bitches from the city of Compton

Snoop's skills:

• being himself, though with difficulty
  • due to drama in the LBC
  
  
• Coming up with funky ass shit
  • somehow, some way
  • like every single day
  
  
• kicking a little somethin' for the G's(with their permission)
  
• making a few ends, breezing through
  
• failing to love them hos
  
• smoking an ounce to this
  
• getting his
  
• taking drinks to the middle of the street
  
• macking to bitches named Sadie
  • who used to be his homeboy's lady(!!!)
  
  
• telling bitches please, (to) raise up off these N-U-Ts
  • cause (she) gets none of these(QED)
  
  
• mobbing with the Dogg Pound
  • Bow wow wow!
  
  
• feeling the breeze
  • Beeyotch!
  
  
• backing up off of it and sitting his cup down
  • when fucked up
  
  
• continued poppin'
  
• raisin' up off the cot
  • when (he) busts (his) nut
  
  
• heading out the do'

Collective skills:

• turning off the lights, closing the doors
  
• failing to love them hos
  
• smoking an ounce to this
  
• bouncing to this
  
• getting theirs
  
• serving (Snoop)
  • but not with a cherry on top

Desired Compensation:

• Have mind on their money, money on their mind

References:

• G's
  • Positive
• Hos
  • Negative
• Motherfuckers
  • Variable(bouncing to this)