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[disastreandando]

I'm considering assassinating Mahogany White.

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[walk_sideways]

y?

[disastreandando]

Isn't it obvious?

[walk_sideways]

noh

[disastreandando]

She's an insufferable twit. Something must be done.

[readmyfortune]

What did I ever do to you??

~ Lavender Brown ~

[disastreandando]

You mean, aside from existing? Let me think about it and get back to you, Mauve. I'll be sure to use small words.

[readmyfortune]

You know, if you were a little nicer, maybe people would actually want to be your friends. But I guess some people just have to be mean to feel better about themselves.

This makes me sad. ;_;

~ Lavender Brown ~

[disastreandando]

You silly twit, I don't want people to like me.

Now, your death will not only be painful, but slow as well.

[__parvati__]

She didn't do anything to you.

[disastreandando]

Don't speak unless you're spoken to, Gryffinwhore.

[__parvati__]

Oh, lose the stick up your bum.

[disastreandando]

I suppose that I will have to obliterate you as well as your boy. What a day in history. Like Romeo and Juliet, only everyone is more stupid and I am the tragic hero.