Stop me if you think you've heard this one before

[disasterplan]

So for the fifth time in my lifetime, England have exited a major tournament on the back of an unsuccessful penalty shoot-out. It's the cruelest way to go out. Even worse, after Cristiano successfully petitioned for Wayne Rooney to be sent off. What sort of a sportsman does that? "Excuse me referee, could you please give their key player a red card

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[lasheremaleth]

OK, after *weeks* of stupid staff changes at work, I'm finally having a lunch break again (!), so: I shall msg you sometime this week about lunch?

Yeah, I'd invite you over, but I live in Booragoon, so... not much of a journey.

[disasterplan]

You live in Booragoon now?? What part? Do you know how to cook?

[lasheremaleth]

Yep, I do... I live just off the Leach Hwy end of Riseley Street, and no, I can't cook AT ALL.

[disasterplan]

Were you aware that I lived just off Leach down near Marcus Ave?

I am home alone for a few days and am all out of food options. Fast food :s

[__luminol__]

Yeah, but after all the medical shit to get Wayne Rooney to play, that hot-headed fucker shouldn't have given anyone any chance to card him. Stupid fuck.

If I considered myself British (as opposed to being dual citizen), I'd be petitioning for his head in a stake. Dumb cunt.

[disasterplan]

He was being manhandled by two (and at times three) Portugeezers. They were climbing all over him. One of them went down and his studs flashed across the guy's inner thigh. It looked like a free for England but how that turned into a red card and free for Portugal is astonishing.

[boomboxhearts]

Ooooh, Melbourne
I hope you don't come whilst I'm in Sydney!

[disasterplan]

It'll be the weekend of the 5th-6th. Up for some ridiculous hedonism?!

[nickbiteme]

"nothing changed I still love you oh I still love you, only slightly, only slightly less then I used too"