Yer mum

[disasterdiary]

The last few days have been really good. Last night we sat around in the skate park and smoked weed, and just hung out. We got cool ice creams for cheap and had lots of laughs. I got pretty paranoid tho, dont know why i bother with pot

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[bina]

Oh you're gross! IT'S ALL FUCKING GRAVY BABY!!

Last night I had a dream that I drove to stupid Narararaarrrayamumrarara on my birthday and some asshole reversed into my car and crushed the engine. Point of the story: Narara is stupid and if you ever come back here, then we are living in a cardboard box out the front of someones house that isn't in Narara, and we'll listen to Elton John's all-time classics while eating those giant marshmallows and gaining chub.

Oh and thanks for the present. Whatever it is was a well spent one euro fifty. :-P

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[disasterdiary]

haha goddamn yeah. its soooooo good... hehe really is.

im at an airport bina. the WORST one ever, we got a 7 hour wait, and i couldnt get the working visa today. i have to go to paris. dry cunts.

madrid sucks

[bina]

Reply to my 14k email you dirty hessian.

OH THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. NO LONGER IS IT I WHO CONTINUALLY FORGETS TO REPLY TO YOU. OH THE PAIN. OH THE PAIN OF IT ALL. I know I only sent it last night, but yeah, fuck you.

xo

[bina]

Haha hey by the way.. your zines are still sitting in my car. I lent some to Maja but I never ended up giving Lolly and Adam any. I'll do it eventually and it will all be gravy.

I cleaned out my car and found them and sat them on the back seat so that I can see your little scribbles every time I go somewhere. I just thought I would let you know that.

[fuck.. how lame and sentimental am I?!]

[lollyjmonster]

yo shithead, give us ziiiiiiines.

oh we didn't get them because you're too cool for us now.

blaaaaah.

[bina]

Oh I'm too cool for YOU? I've invited you out but you're too busy either having sex in the spa or going to sleepovers with dense gaf hoes. :-P

[lollyjmonster]

see luke! she's the one who picks on me... poor little me.

i like dense gaf hoes and spa sex for that matter.

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[disasterdiary]

yeah dont worry i know bina oh so well. shes an absolutely horrible wench and im on your side haha....

*knows the look bina is giving right now*

too predictable...

[bina]

FUCK YOU

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[disasterdiary]

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[disasterdiary]

if i was lolly i would be having sex with adam all day as well.