the curse of the blood!
Warning: I am going to bitch about my period so if you're one of those people who gets grossed out by that sort of thing, you may not want to read this...don't worry, I won't go into details or anything...that would just be icky.
Why the hell are periods so damn inconvenient? It seems like mine ALWAYS starts at the worst possible times...I swear my damn female reproductive system has a mind of it's own, and it hates me for some odd reason. Last night I woke up at about 3:30 with the most AGONIZING pain in my uterus. I stagger to the bathroom to discover good ol' Aunt Flow had decided to grace me with her pressence. I take care of that, then I lay in bed, crying (litterally!), for about two hours untill I finally managed to fall asleep again. Obviously I hate having menstrual cramps at ANY time, but 3:30 in the morning?! Give me a damn break! I see no reason why the stupid bitch couldn't have at least waited untill the sun came up...or at least let me sleep another hour or two. Last month it came about an hour after that motherfucker hit my car and drove off, which was just icing on the big, fucked up, cake of a horrible day. It also likes to start in situations where I have no access to feminine hygene products...like the time it struck during a long car ride in which I was the only girl in the car, or when I'm at work and no one has a tampon (thats what happens when you work with mostly guys). I hate being a giiiiiiiiiiirl!!!!!!!!!!
Aside from that, I've had a good week. Things are really starting to look up, and I'm so glad to be free of the emo-ness that was plaguing me last month.
Why the hell are periods so damn inconvenient? It seems like mine ALWAYS starts at the worst possible times...I swear my damn female reproductive system has a mind of it's own, and it hates me for some odd reason. Last night I woke up at about 3:30 with the most AGONIZING pain in my uterus. I stagger to the bathroom to discover good ol' Aunt Flow had decided to grace me with her pressence. I take care of that, then I lay in bed, crying (litterally!), for about two hours untill I finally managed to fall asleep again. Obviously I hate having menstrual cramps at ANY time, but 3:30 in the morning?! Give me a damn break! I see no reason why the stupid bitch couldn't have at least waited untill the sun came up...or at least let me sleep another hour or two. Last month it came about an hour after that motherfucker hit my car and drove off, which was just icing on the big, fucked up, cake of a horrible day. It also likes to start in situations where I have no access to feminine hygene products...like the time it struck during a long car ride in which I was the only girl in the car, or when I'm at work and no one has a tampon (thats what happens when you work with mostly guys). I hate being a giiiiiiiiiiirl!!!!!!!!!!
Aside from that, I've had a good week. Things are really starting to look up, and I'm so glad to be free of the emo-ness that was plaguing me last month.