TOTALLY IMPORTANT BUSINESS, YOU GUYS

Nov 24, 2007 16:21

foxxcub (3:58:57 PM): RYAN NEEDS MAGNUMS
Laura (3:59:07 PM): OH MY GOD, HE TOTALLY DOES.
Laura (3:59:10 PM): LIKE, ACTUALLY.
Laura (3:59:11 PM): AHHHHHHH
foxxcub (3:59:22 PM): SO DOES SPENCER, BUT WHATEVER
foxxcub (3:59:26 PM): OH MAN
Laura (3:59:27 PM): OH MY GOD, MY HEART.
Laura (3:59:31 PM): SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Laura (3:59:34 PM): RYAN AND SPENCERRRRRRR
Laura (3:59:36 PM): AND, OKAY
Laura (3:59:43 PM): GROWING UP, THEY ONLY MOSTLY SAW EACH OTHER
foxxcub (3:59:45 PM): like, brendon? is SO FUCKING JEALOUS THAT RYAN AND SPENCER NEED MAGNUMS
Laura (3:59:45 PM): AND PORN
Laura (3:59:53 PM): SO THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT'S JUST WHAT COCKS WERE LIKE.
Laura (3:59:58 PM): AND THEN THEY MET BRENDON.

foxxcub (4:00:13 PM): YESYESYES
foxxcub (4:00:26 PM): BRENDON STILL USES THEM?
foxxcub (4:00:31 PM): BUT THEY'RE BAGGY
Laura (4:00:30 PM): *dies*
Laura (4:00:34 PM): OH MY GOD.
foxxcub (4:00:43 PM): AND SPENCER'S LIKE "DUDE, JUST STOP."
Laura (4:00:48 PM): HE'S LIKE, 'HEY GUYS? CAN i BORROW A CONDOM?'
Laura (4:00:57 PM): AND THEY WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIM.
Laura (4:01:03 PM): IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY OKAY? OKAY, GUYS? OKAY?
Laura (4:01:08 PM): HE CAN TOTALLY USE THEM TOO.
foxxcub (4:01:27 PM): POOR BABY
foxxcub (4:01:36 PM): YOUR COCK IS FINE, JUST NOT MAGNUM-SIZED
Laura (4:02:06 PM): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Laura (4:02:19 PM): THE FIRST TIME RYAN AND SPENCER SEE HIS COCK, THEY'RE KIND OF CONFUSED.
foxxcub (4:02:29 PM): omg *dies*
Laura (4:02:32 PM): (I don't know how they see it... they just do, sometime)
foxxcub (4:02:38 PM): CHANGING
Laura (4:02:44 PM): THEY'RE ALL, BRENDON? BRENDON? WHAT *HAPPENED*?
Laura (4:02:56 PM): BECAUSE EVEN FLACCID? THEY'RE BIGGER THAN HIM.
foxxcub (4:03:07 PM): homgggggggggggggggggg
foxxcub (4:03:21 PM): BRENDON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Laura (4:03:22 PM): AND, BRENDON'S TOTALLY GOT A BIT OF A CHUBBY TOO
Laura (4:03:26 PM): HE'S NOT REALLY EVEN FLACCID.
Laura (4:03:43 PM): RYAN AND SPENCER ARE CURIOUS, OKAY? THEY WANT A CLOSER LOOK.
Laura (4:03:52 PM): THEY'VE NEVER SEEN A COCK THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT BEFORE.
foxxcub (4:04:21 PM): BRENDON'S LIKE "STOP STARING AT MY DICK, GOD"
Laura (4:05:07 PM): (HE'S DEFINITELY ALL THE WAY HARD AT THIS POINT)
foxxcub (4:05:21 PM): BUT STILL NOT EVEN CLOSE

This is important business, you guys.

Ryan? Totally needs magnums.

We could maybe talk about this some more. If you had opinions on such things.
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