HALLOWEEN PORNOMEME!

[disarm_d]

It's been forever since we've done one of these, but I was sitting in class wondering how I was going to trick people into writing fic in the near vicinity of my birthday thinking about Halloween and... bandom, idk, and then I was like, I should totally do a:

Halloween Pornomeme Yay!Write 100+ words (I would have said 666+ words, but I don't

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[highschoolhussy]

Agggggghhhhhh, yeeeeeeeessssss! I will be pitching my tent (dur her her her) right here.

[disarm_d]

While you are set up in your tent, WRITE SOMETHING, ;)

[highschoolhussy]

Uuuuhhh, does it *have* to end in sexytimes? I suck at writing those. I am okay at schmoop, though.

[disarm_d]

People have definitely written things for past memes that weren't NC-17.

[spindlelimbs]

Ohhh I hope this means memes are returning *_________* I loved those things!

And I'll try to write something too \o/

[disarm_d]

Yay for writing something! *\o/* ENCOURAGEMENT.

[elucreh]

Oh my god, did that actually happen???

[disarm_d]

Did what actually happen? Nothing I have said is a lie, so... yes! It definitely happened.

[spinfrog]

do you mean Pete dressing up as Ryan for Halloween? Yessss!!! It was awesome and there are pictures and like, youtube videos, I think they played a medley that started with I Write Sins? Patric even wore a top hat for it.... *___*

Not Porn but... 100+ words!

[trcunning]

"Brendon, we are not giving out fullsize Snickers. Put 'em back." Spencer said, turning back to the wall of lube and condoms looking for their brand.

"Fine," Brendon said, with a pout. "They probably don't have enough here anyway. But I did find something else... Something a little more grown-up."

Spencer looked down to hide his smile. "Grown-up?" He asked. "So not for the trick-or-treaters?"

Brendon bounced in place and showed off his find with a grin.

"No," Spencer quickly said. "We aren't doing that. No way."

"Fine," Brendon said again, this time pouting a little deeper, before putting his find back on the shelf and heading for the front of the store.

Spotting their regular lube and grabbing a bottle, Spencer gave a quick grin and grabbed Brendon's 'find'. "Hey, Bren," he called over, "I think I left my wallet in the car, can you check?"

When he was Brendon had left he headed for the register to quickly pay. He couldn't believe he was about to buy CandyCorn flavored condoms.

XD

Re: Not Porn but... 100+ words!

[disarm_d]

Ewwwwwwwww! Imagine what candycorn flavored condoms would taste like, oh my gosh! hahahhaah, thanks for this! :D

Re: Not Porn but... 100+ words!

[aerynvala]

LMAO, that's awesome! :D

[spinfrog]

Um.. I can't actually write, but here are some bunnies:

* Ryan drew kitten whiskers on his face one Halloween in ...1996? And accidentally, this somehow turned him into a cat... when he turned back, he vowed to never paint on his face again, and he never has!

* Brendon hates seeing pirate costumes, they make him feel sad..

* these two little boys come to Spencer's door, dressed up as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. damn, aren't there like, new, better superheros for kids to dress up as? Spencer really hates hat old unoriginal shit! >:(

* Ryan dresses up his new puppy (man, I hope it's his new puppy!) for Halloween, and the two of them spend the night just cuddling on the couch and occasionally opening the door to give out candy.. well, like, three times they open the door to give out candy, cause Ryan lives in the freaking old people area, where there are no kids :P

[spinfrog]

Oh! One more: Pete and Ryan accidentally run into each other at, like, Whole Foods or w/e, and they spend a long time sitting in, like, their cafeteria, discussing their potential Killjoy costumes, that they'll never actually be making because they're, like, grownups and shit.. :P