I know that a lot of people don't like second person writing, but popslash does it REALLY WELL. You should read these stories even if it's not normally your thing.
Swallow You Down. Justin/Lance. About Justin growing up and figuring things out. A really YOUNG Justin voice, and, uggg. Baby! All of them! Britney-through-Justin's-eyes, and then at the end when we get to hear the way Chris sees things. *___*
The second person you ever kissed was Tate, a kid that no one ever remembers. You kissed Tate for a minute and a half and you only stopped because people started hooting and clapping. You tried to stick your tongue in his mouth almost immediately and he tasted like nacho cheese Doritos but you didn't care. But Tate went back to school after the show ended and so nobody remembers that you kissed anyone but Brit, especially because it was on the same day that JC admitted that he'd tried to shave himself down there and almost bled to death.
Stupid Girl Britney (Britney/Justin) I always loved stories about Britney, and I think there's a bit of an extra edge now, given everything that we know has happened to Britney since the stories were written. I loved this story way back when, and it's just as good now.
Now you use the scripts they write for you.
That makes it easier. People still make fun of your stilted answers, but there's a hint of doubt as they do it. They're not sure if you give your rehearsed responses because you're just that stupid, or because you're just that smart. They know they're not in control, but they're not sure who is. They don't know who the joke is on.
You know.