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So, I got an anonymous comment this morning, which said that I should totally write a Urievaldez vampire AU where they kidnap Spencer to be their slave... which, hellooooooo that's actually a really awesome idea, anonymous person! This is how it would go (c&ped from an email to airgiodslv):
Brendon and Shane would obviously be kinky boyfriends who are also vampires, and then they kidnap Spencer with the intention of killing him. Om nom nom delicious Spencer collarbones.
Only, as they're making their way back to the house, they totally get chatting with Spencer about something or another, and then when they get to the house they keep chatting until Shane finally says, "I don't think I want to kill him yet?"
And Brendon's all, "OMG, CAN WE KEEP HIM AS A PET! We could name him Dylan Part the Second." Brendon's still really upset that their dog died. Shane's tried to explain how that's the trouble with being immortal -- they'll outlive their pets -- but Brendon's still totally heartbroken.
And Spencer's all, "Nooouooooooooooooooooooooo KILL ME NOW."
"We have to find something to restrain him with!" Brendon says.
They go to their bedroom and grab their box 'o goodies and start sorting through. They pull out Brendon's collar and leash and some wrist and ankle cuffs and a whole lot of rope and some fuzzy pink handcuffs.
Brendon snatches his collar back and glares at Shane. "Mine!"
Shane rolls his eyes. "Dude, I know. And what the hell good is a collar going to do anyway? We will compel him to stay with us of his own free will using the power of symbolic bondage?"
Brendon looks over at Spencer. "Come here. Come heeere, pretty. Come here, we are so friendly come here and let's be friends."
Spencer says, :-/
And then, I dunno. Sexy times! Brendon would be SO TORN because on one hand, Spencer is the pet and on the other hand it would be super awesome if Spencer and Shane both came on his face. Either way, there would definitely be sexy biting timez (obviously, as that is the only reason why anyone whose name starts with L and ends with aura would want to write a vampire AU). Brendon nomming on Spencer's little roll of belly pudge! Shane nomming on Brendon while they're having kinky sexy times and saying that he tastes like Spencer! Many interesting and slightly disturbing things! It would be a good time. \o/
Also! Speaking of vampires. You should totally go read feels like: you don't have a body by lady_deathangel. She wrote it for meeee and it's totally awesome! 42,543 words | Brendon/Spencer (hints of Jon/Ryan) | NC-17 | warnings for violence and character deaths. Spencer is a werewolf (the scene were Ryan and Spencer change into wolves at the full moon is the MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER READ!) and he finds Brendon's beat up body on the side of the road and takes him home. Brendon's got amnesia and then SUSPENSE! And awesome exciting plot stuff! And UST! Featuring Possessive!Spencer, yaaaaaaaaay! So, go read it and tell her how much you liked it! :D
Brendon and Shane would obviously be kinky boyfriends who are also vampires, and then they kidnap Spencer with the intention of killing him. Om nom nom delicious Spencer collarbones.
Only, as they're making their way back to the house, they totally get chatting with Spencer about something or another, and then when they get to the house they keep chatting until Shane finally says, "I don't think I want to kill him yet?"
And Brendon's all, "OMG, CAN WE KEEP HIM AS A PET! We could name him Dylan Part the Second." Brendon's still really upset that their dog died. Shane's tried to explain how that's the trouble with being immortal -- they'll outlive their pets -- but Brendon's still totally heartbroken.
And Spencer's all, "Nooouooooooooooooooooooooo KILL ME NOW."
"We have to find something to restrain him with!" Brendon says.
They go to their bedroom and grab their box 'o goodies and start sorting through. They pull out Brendon's collar and leash and some wrist and ankle cuffs and a whole lot of rope and some fuzzy pink handcuffs.
Brendon snatches his collar back and glares at Shane. "Mine!"
Shane rolls his eyes. "Dude, I know. And what the hell good is a collar going to do anyway? We will compel him to stay with us of his own free will using the power of symbolic bondage?"
Brendon looks over at Spencer. "Come here. Come heeere, pretty. Come here, we are so friendly come here and let's be friends."
Spencer says, :-/
And then, I dunno. Sexy times! Brendon would be SO TORN because on one hand, Spencer is the pet and on the other hand it would be super awesome if Spencer and Shane both came on his face. Either way, there would definitely be sexy biting timez (obviously, as that is the only reason why anyone whose name starts with L and ends with aura would want to write a vampire AU). Brendon nomming on Spencer's little roll of belly pudge! Shane nomming on Brendon while they're having kinky sexy times and saying that he tastes like Spencer! Many interesting and slightly disturbing things! It would be a good time. \o/
Also! Speaking of vampires. You should totally go read feels like: you don't have a body by lady_deathangel. She wrote it for meeee and it's totally awesome! 42,543 words | Brendon/Spencer (hints of Jon/Ryan) | NC-17 | warnings for violence and character deaths. Spencer is a werewolf (the scene were Ryan and Spencer change into wolves at the full moon is the MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER READ!) and he finds Brendon's beat up body on the side of the road and takes him home. Brendon's got amnesia and then SUSPENSE! And awesome exciting plot stuff! And UST! Featuring Possessive!Spencer, yaaaaaaaaay! So, go read it and tell her how much you liked it! :D