just waiting for my world to fall apart
Hello internets. I am a little bit drunk right now, and I had said that I was going to stop posting drunk, since I was kind of causing troubles by doing that, but I am a cheerful!Laura, so I think that it will be okay.
I have found some very awesome pictures! YAY! (I stole these pictures from all over. Thank you, internets.)
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This is why I wrote the vampirefic. SPENCERRRRRR.
SO MANY PEOPLE SHOULD SPEND SO MUCH TIME GNAWING ON YOUR NECK.
But mostly Brendon.
He is adoooorable!
But also a little boy:
But also people should come on his face.
IDK, it is confusing inside of my brain.
The thing is though, okay, OMG, Spencer is totally at maximum hotness in that video1!!!
Do you remember that last summer, we spent a lot of time talking about Spencer giving girl!oral???
Those were the good old days.
I really do think that Spencer might be EVEN HOTTER now, though.
HE MAKES A LOT OF SEXFACES WHILE HE DRUMS.
*I* think it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head. Spencer thinks it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head.
Ryan thinks it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head.
Important question!!!!
Does Spencer have a tanline in the shape of a v-neck tshirt!?!??!?! Or is that just some funky lighting?
Oh, Spencer Smith. You are super ridiculous, and also super hot.
You would be 100% super hot if you just posted the videos of you coming on Brendon's face, just FYI.
Facials aren't even my kink, I don't now what has happened in my brain. Also, though, there should be a word other than "kink" for that, because facials can totally be non-kinky. It's like when people say that they have a kink for people biting people. You can bite someone in a totally un-kinky way. Om nom nom. Like, outdoor sex!!! That's totally a nonkinky "kink". I think fetish is a closer word, only I'm pretty sure fetish only describes things that aren't normally considered sexual or something. Anyway. When I talk about people coming on Brendon's face, it is usually in a kinky way, but you can pretend it's not, if you're not into that. Also, I got all distracted thinking about someone using a riding crop to teach Spencer to have better posture, and now I don't know who is going to take care of Brendon, so my life is super hard. Spencer has pretty skin! He would probably mark even better than Brendon!
However:
LOOK AT HOW SPENCER LOOKS AT BRENDON!!!!! It's easier to forget about the riding crop when he has that expression on his face.
Kind of what I want to read right now is a story where it's Brendon's birthday, and people start slapping his ass as 'birthday bumps' and he makes a fuss about it all night, but in a cheeky, attention-whoring kind of way, and then someone (like, IKD, Spencer. It could be Spencer. *g*) puts his hand on the back of Brendon's neck to hold him still while he slaps Brendon's ass, and Brendon just freezes, and he totally flushes afterwards, and then someone (Spencer!) gives him and O RLY eyebrow, and then maybe there is spanking in the hotel room! \o/ I really hate it when people say that Brendon needs to get spanked, because nobody needs to get spanked, it's just a fun thing to do sometimes. However, Brendon accidentally showing that he's turned on by something that he wasn't actually meant to be turned on by is A++++++++++++ in my books.
Aaaanyway. Gee, Brendon has a pretty smile!
Also,
JON WALKER, THERE ARE LIKE FIVE KINDS OF VEGETABLES HERE, AND YOU DIDN'T EAT TWO OF THEM. THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS EATING EACH KIND OF THE VEGETABLES.
I really, really like this picture though:
Jon is actually pretty hilarious, I think.
In conclusion:
Om nom nom, Brendon Urie.
I was supposed to go to a BBQ tonight, but I am pretty sure that I am too drunk to drive anywhere right now, so instead perhaps I will attempt to write some awkward handjobs.
I have found some very awesome pictures! YAY! (I stole these pictures from all over. Thank you, internets.)
This is why I wrote the vampirefic. SPENCERRRRRR.
SO MANY PEOPLE SHOULD SPEND SO MUCH TIME GNAWING ON YOUR NECK.
But mostly Brendon.
He is adoooorable!
But also a little boy:
But also people should come on his face.
IDK, it is confusing inside of my brain.
The thing is though, okay, OMG, Spencer is totally at maximum hotness in that video1!!!
Do you remember that last summer, we spent a lot of time talking about Spencer giving girl!oral???
Those were the good old days.
I really do think that Spencer might be EVEN HOTTER now, though.
HE MAKES A LOT OF SEXFACES WHILE HE DRUMS.
*I* think it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head. Spencer thinks it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head.
Ryan thinks it's funny that Spencer almost hit himself in the head.
Important question!!!!
Does Spencer have a tanline in the shape of a v-neck tshirt!?!??!?! Or is that just some funky lighting?
Oh, Spencer Smith. You are super ridiculous, and also super hot.
You would be 100% super hot if you just posted the videos of you coming on Brendon's face, just FYI.
Facials aren't even my kink, I don't now what has happened in my brain. Also, though, there should be a word other than "kink" for that, because facials can totally be non-kinky. It's like when people say that they have a kink for people biting people. You can bite someone in a totally un-kinky way. Om nom nom. Like, outdoor sex!!! That's totally a nonkinky "kink". I think fetish is a closer word, only I'm pretty sure fetish only describes things that aren't normally considered sexual or something. Anyway. When I talk about people coming on Brendon's face, it is usually in a kinky way, but you can pretend it's not, if you're not into that. Also, I got all distracted thinking about someone using a riding crop to teach Spencer to have better posture, and now I don't know who is going to take care of Brendon, so my life is super hard. Spencer has pretty skin! He would probably mark even better than Brendon!
However:
LOOK AT HOW SPENCER LOOKS AT BRENDON!!!!! It's easier to forget about the riding crop when he has that expression on his face.
Kind of what I want to read right now is a story where it's Brendon's birthday, and people start slapping his ass as 'birthday bumps' and he makes a fuss about it all night, but in a cheeky, attention-whoring kind of way, and then someone (like, IKD, Spencer. It could be Spencer. *g*) puts his hand on the back of Brendon's neck to hold him still while he slaps Brendon's ass, and Brendon just freezes, and he totally flushes afterwards, and then someone (Spencer!) gives him and O RLY eyebrow, and then maybe there is spanking in the hotel room! \o/ I really hate it when people say that Brendon needs to get spanked, because nobody needs to get spanked, it's just a fun thing to do sometimes. However, Brendon accidentally showing that he's turned on by something that he wasn't actually meant to be turned on by is A++++++++++++ in my books.
Aaaanyway. Gee, Brendon has a pretty smile!
Also,
JON WALKER, THERE ARE LIKE FIVE KINDS OF VEGETABLES HERE, AND YOU DIDN'T EAT TWO OF THEM. THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS EATING EACH KIND OF THE VEGETABLES.
I really, really like this picture though:
Jon is actually pretty hilarious, I think.
In conclusion:
Om nom nom, Brendon Urie.
I was supposed to go to a BBQ tonight, but I am pretty sure that I am too drunk to drive anywhere right now, so instead perhaps I will attempt to write some awkward handjobs.