Music!Meme snagged from
maximuski Instructions:
Set your media player of choice on shuffle and it will tell you the horoscope for the year!
January
Rule the World- Take That
Yeah, you and me we can ride on a star,
If you stay with me, girl, we can rule the world
Pretty self-explanatory. In January I will become President of The World.
February
Life On The Moon- David Cook
Life on the moon,
Couldn't be any stranger,
Life on the moon,
Wouldn't feel as far away
The life that I knew is through
And I'm gonna need you more than ever
I'm alone in this crowded room
Life on the moon
In February, I shall take my tyrannical rule to the Moon.
March
Everybody's Gone To War- Nerina Pallot
Everybody's gone to war
But we don't know we're fighting for,
Don't tell me its a worthy cause,
No cause could be so worthy
In March the people shall revolt against my rule.
April
Church on Sunday- Green Day
I hereby solemnly swear to tell
The whole truth
And nothing but the truth is what
I'll ever hear from you now
"Trust" is a dirty word that comes
Only from such a liar
But "respect" is something I will earn...
Ok. So in April I shall have to gain the people's trust...interesting...
May
For Once In My Life- Michael Buble
For once in my life
I've got someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once unafraid,
I can go where life leads me
And somehow I know I'll be strong
Sounds good- I find love with Hugh Jackman/ Edward Norton/ Christian Bale/ James McAvoy/ Ryan Reynolds and gain the strength to lead the people to a new Golden Age.
June
Comfort Me- Tim McGraw
You walk on water
Searching the East
The souls of the masses
Pass at your feet
Things going according to plan...
July
Secret Love- Doris Day
And now I shout it
From the highest hill
Even told the golden daffodils
At last my heart's an open door
Daffodils! Pretty! So in July it seems I shall be declaring my love for my harem of pretty pretty men to the world.
August
A Certain Romance- Arctic Monkeys
Over there there's broken bones
There's only music so that there's new ring tones
And it dunt take no Sherlock Holmes
To see its a little different around here
Don't get me wrong though there's boys in bands
And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands
Just cos he's had a couple o' cans
He thinks its alright to act like a dick head.
A band from my home town. I think this song is trying to tell me not to get into stupid fights in August. Maybe?
September
Second Minute or Hour- Jack Penate
I lost my head when I found my heart
But now with neither I've fallen all apart
With this voice and chord
I'll tell you from the start
She never wanted me
Erm. Things will crash around me when I 'find my heart'? Tragic downfall of champions and all that.
October
What To Do- Ok Go
What to dooooooo
Sweetheart you'll find
Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
Oh the ruin will do in your talented mind
Could've been a genius if you'd had an axe to grind
This one is interesting. Possibly suggesting that I'm far too nice and mediocre a person to manage to conquer the world (and the moon).
November
Wide Open Spaces- Dixie Chicks
Who doesn't know what I'm talking about
Who's never left home, who's never struck out
To find a dream and a life of their own
A place in the clouds, a foundation of stone
What the Dixie Chicks don't know is that they are actually talking about me (a female, more intelligent Dr Evil, if you will) and my dream to take over the earth and make everyone watch Merlin and The Painted Veil (this specific dream changes depending on what show/film/book I'm obsessed with at the time).
December
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)- Green Day
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
Not sure what this means about December, except possibly that 2011 is going to be better than 2010.