ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!
BECAUSE I HAVE A GIFT. TO MAKE UP FOR SLOW TAGS. I HAVE. A GIFT.
If you don't laugh at some point while reading this, I command you to go to the doctor because you have a serious disease called SCREWYOUANDYOURSERIOUSNESS.
Also, I warn you, it is LONG. I mean, really, seriously LONG.
Milo Thatch: VINNY 19:31
Milo Thatch: I AM HOME NOW 19:31
Milo Thatch: AND I AM LOOKING ~*~SO HANDSOME*~ 19:31
Milo Thatch: AND ALSO MY BOWTIE CAME UNDONE 19:31
Vinny: OH MY GOODNESS, LEMME FIX THAT FOR YOU- 19:35
Vinny TIES BOWTIE UP ALL SPIFFY LIKE 19:35
Vinny PATS 19:35
Vinny: THERE, NOW YA LOOH LIKE A REAL HAN'SOME GENT 19:36
Vinny SWOOOON 19:36
Milo Thatch SMOULDERS 19:37
Milo Thatch SO MUCH SMOULDERING 19:37
Vinny HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO SWOON, GEEZ? 19:37
Vinny: OHHH, MILO, YOU STOPPED THE TICKING OF MY HEART! 19:38
Vinny: THERE IS NO TIMER ON LOVE! 19:38
Milo Thatch: I DO THAT TO EVERYONE, VINNY. 19:38
Milo Thatch: EVERY 19:38
Milo Thatch: ONE 19:38
Milo Thatch PUNCHES A PASSING SHARK 19:38
Vinny WIBBLES ;W; 19:38
Vinny: YOU- YOU MEAN IT'S NOT JUST ME YOU ARE THIS WAY WITH? 19:39
Vinny: OHHHH, MY SOUL! 19:39
Vinny: I FEEL IT SHATTER! 19:39
Milo Thatch: NO, VINNY 19:39
Milo Thatch: I HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM MY LADY AND MANCHASING WAYS 19:39
Milo Thatch: AND NOW THE ONLY ONE FOR ME 19:39
Milo Thatch: IS YOU 19:39
Milo Thatch HOLDS!!!! 19:40
Vinny ROSE PETALS SWIRL 19:40
Vinny TEARS FLY 19:40
Vinny: OH, MILO! 19:40
Vinny: HOW I LONGED TO HEAR THOSE WORDS! 19:40
Milo Thatch SUDDENLY SPARKLES 19:40
Milo Thatch EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE 19:41
Milo Thatch AND...SHOUJO BUBBLES AND RIBBONS AND DOILIES AND SHIT 19:41
Milo Thatch: VINNY, MY LOOOOVE 19:41
Vinny DON'T FORGET THE DOVES 19:41
Vinny MANY DOVES 19:41
Milo Thatch ALL THE DOVES Mar 23
Vinny THAT NEVER EVER NEED TO SHIT ON ANYONE. EVER. THEY DON'T EVER DO THAT. 19:41
Vinny PICKS UP A DOILIE AND PUTS IT ON HIS HEAD 19:42
Vinny: MARRY ME! 19:42
Milo Thatch KNEELS BEFORE THE LOVELY MUSTACHIOED MAIDEN 19:43
Milo Thatch: VINCENZO SANTORINI 19:43
Vinny BLUSHES AND CATCHES A DOVE IN ONE HAND 19:44
Vinny: YES, MY LOVE? 19:44
Milo Thatch: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A THOUSAND SUBTERRANEAN GODCRYSTALS 19:44
Milo Thatch: WILL YOU MARRY ME 19:44
Milo Thatch: RIGHT HERE 19:44
Milo Thatch: RIGHT NOW 19:44
Vinny: I- I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK! 19:44
Vinny: YES! 19:44
Vinny: A THOUSAND TIMES, YES! 19:44
Vinny LETS THE DOVE FLY LIKE THE THE SYMBOLIC SYMBOL IT IS 19:45
Vinny: OUR LOVE SHALL BE FREEING! IT WILL LIFT US UP WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS TO! 19:45
Milo Thatch SYMBOLICALLY FLYING IN THE SYMBOLIC SKY 19:45
Vinny FULL OF SYMBOLIC CLOUDS 19:46
Milo Thatch SUDDENLY 19:46
Milo Thatch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2y7... 19:46 [Okay, so, insert linkage here. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED, I-]
Milo Thatch LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELOOOOOOOOOOOOONG 19:46
Vinny WHERE THE EAGLES CRYYYYYYY 19:48
Milo Thatch ON A MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIGH 19:48
Vinny: LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELOOOOOOOOOOONG 19:49
Vinny IS SUDDENLY SINGING?! 19:49
Milo Thatch YES 19:49
Milo Thatch: FAR FROM THE WORLD WE KNOWWWWWWWWWWW 19:49
Vinny: UP WHERE THE CLEAR WINDS BLOWWWW 19:50
Milo Thatch and then they were married through the sheer force of Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes' voices 19:51
Milo Thatch and it was amazing 19:51
Milo Thatch THE END 19:51
Vinny THE EPILOGUE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1... 19:52
Vinny SPARKLES EVERYWHERE 19:53
Vinny twas amazing indeed 19:53
Milo Thatch QUITE 19:53
Vinny ilu, Danni. SO MUCH. 19:53
Milo Thatch NO ILU DARLING Mar 23
Milo Thatch AND THEN THEY DID IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL 19:54
Vinny THEN THEY DID IT AGAIN NOW 19:54
Milo Thatch AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 19:55
Milo Thatch ALTERNATIVELY 19:55
Milo Thatch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrn... 19:56
Vinny: OOOH MILO 19:57
Vinny: YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA 19:57
Milo Thatch: YOUR DING DING DONG 19:57
Milo Thatch: I WANT YOOOOOOOOOU 19:58
Milo Thatch: TO BE MY LOVE TOOOOYYYY 19:58
Vinny: Well, that's rather forward. 19:58
Milo Thatch: Darling. 19:59
Milo Thatch: We're married. 19:59
Vinny: Eh, right. Well, in that case, dearest- 20:00
Vinny: COME NEAR ME 20:00
Vinny: DON'T FEAR ME 20:00
Milo Thatch: I JUST CAN'T GET ENOOOOOUGH OF YOU BOOOOYYYYY 20:00
Vinny: Honey, I'm hardly a "boy" anymore. 20:03
Milo Thatch: You are to me, babycakes. 20:03
Milo Thatch: You are. 20:03
Milo Thatch: To me. 20:03
Milo Thatch /whapsssh 20:03
Vinny giggles like a schoolgirl 20:04
Vinny: Oh, you! 20:04
Vinny waves hand 20:04
[It's at this point that dearest Daine joins chat. Ilu. And I'm sorry for if I'm about to ruin your pride in any way. <3]
Vinny SENSES A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE 20:05
Vinny CLINGS TO MILO 20:05
Vinny: DARLING! PROTECT ME! 20:05
Milo Thatch: NO, MY LOVE 20:05
Milo Thatch: WE SHALL INCLUDE THEM 20:05
Milo Thatch: IN A SEXY THREESOME 20:05
Milo Thatch: THE SEXIEST OF THREESOMES 20:05
Vinny: OOOOOH~ YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST OF IDEAS! 20:06
creeping creeper joined the chat 20:06
creeping creeper stares 20:06
creeping creeper walks away 20:06
Vinny WAGGLES MOUSTACHE SEXILY AT CREEPER 20:06
Milo Thatch creeps on the creeper 20:06
Vinny: W- H- 20:06
Milo Thatch badtouch 20:06
Vinny: THE POWER OF THE MOUSTACHE DID NOT WORK?! 20:06
Vinny: ;W; 20:06
creeping creeper gkbfkjsbrkbkjb!!!! 20:06
Milo Thatch OH YEAH 20:07
Vinny: 8D 20:07
Vinny BADTOUCHES CREEPER X2 20:07
Milo Thatch SEXYBADTOUCH 20:07
creeping creeper NARGH WHAT IS THIS CREEPER DOESN'T EVEN- 20:07
creeping creeper oh bb. 20:07
Milo Thatch ohbbybby 20:07
creeping creeper you can sexybadtouch me all night long 20:08
Vinny changed name to Moustachioed Maiden of Milos 20:08
Milo Thatch KLAJFDHNAIUJKKLJSDJFDL THAT NAME 20:08
Milo Thatch AND THEN THE SOUNDTRACK CHANGED http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3... 20:08
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FLIPS MOUSTACHE 20:08
Milo Thatch changed name to PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: WOOOOOOOO! 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos VBSOIV OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE 20:09
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BEAUTY IS HAPPENING 20:09
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BRB RAVISHING VINNY 20:09
creeping creeper don't ask me I got nothin 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OHOHOHO~ 20:10
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos PULLS CREEPER IN 20:10
creeping creeper WHAT- PULLED? 20:10
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos AND HENCEFORTH, VINNY WAS RAVISHED BY MILO. AND IN TURN RAVISHED A CREEPER. THE END
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST AWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
creeping creeper applaudes? 20:11
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST AND THEN THE SEXY THREESOME WAS ACHIEVED 20:11
creeping creeper AND NOW FOR THE MOST DISTURBING REVELATION OF ALL 20:11
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos O-OH MY! 20:12
creeping creeper changed name to Sora 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WHAT WOULD THAT BE?! 20:12
Sora |3 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 20:12
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I RAVISHED A 4 YEAR OLD 20:12
Sora YOU TOUCHED A 14 YEAR OLD, NOW REPENT 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 20:12
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST VINNY DO WE GO TO JAIL NOW 20:12
Sora PRAY TO THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: YOU MEAN 4 YEAR OLD, CLEARLY 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WE- I THINK WE DO 20:13
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos dude, that means we get prison sex. 20:13
Sora: I'm not four! 20:13
Sora oh no, its worse 20:13
Sora wait until 20:13
Sora Mickey hears 20:13
Sora that you've been having 20:14
Sora HANKY 20:14
Sora PANKY 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- 20:14
[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-]
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BUT 20:14
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BUT THE PRISON SEX 20:14
Sora after the mouse is done with you the only way you two will be having prison sex is if you're receiving :| 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos buicas- 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WOULD BE SICK, BUT IS TOO SHOJO TO DO THAT, SO CRIES INSTEAD 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OH, MILO! 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: HOLD ME!
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST HOLDS 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST FOREVER 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: Oh, hang on a second. 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SPARKLESPARKLE MOE MOE DESU 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos takes doilie off his head 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OKAY ALL GOOD 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos DESUDESUKAWAIISPARKLE 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BADTOUCHES 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IYAAAAAAAAAAAAN VINNY-CHAN.................. 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos MOANS 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: MILO KUNNNNN~~~ 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: IYAAAAAAAN~~ 20:17
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST TAKES 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IN THAT WAY 20:18
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IS TAKEN 20:18
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IN MORE THAN ONE WAY 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST OH BABY 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST I-I MEAN IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN 20:18
Sora pulls you both into a room 20:19
Sora DOES UNMENTIONABLE THINGS TO 20:19
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH MY~~~ NYAAAAAAAA~ 20:19
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST UNFFFFFF 20:19
Sora unf unf unf 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos THEY GO FOR 24 HOURS 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ALL THE WAY 20:21
Sora DOUBLE RAIBOW WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAN 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SOOOOOO INTENSEEEEEE 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos MOANS 20:21
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST HRNGNGNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 20:21
Sora LOOKS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO BECOME A TRIPLE- AH! 20:21
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST A-AAAAHHHNNN 20:22
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IS SUDDENLY WEARING COSPRAYS? 20:24
[Uh. So. Someone mentioned cosplay in our other chat. Eh heh.]
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SAILOR 20:24
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos JUPITER 20:24
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ALL THE WAY 20:24
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IKLADJDFLKJALKFJALFDJ 20:25
Sora Suddenly blonde 20:25
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos HAS A MOUSTACHE STYLE WAND 20:25
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH MY GOD SORA WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. 20:25
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IT'S A ROXAS 20:27
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST I MEAN 20:27
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SCARF FLIP 20:27
Sora FLAILING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR LIFE 20:27
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos PREENS AND TOSSES SKIRT 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, HONEY 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I NEED THAT MIRROR 20:28
Sora: NO, NOT UNTIL I HAVE ME SOME HAIRDYE 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: ....OHHHH, SWEETIE, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT! 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos has become a girly desu desu moustache waving Sailor Jupiter cosplayer who speaks like a black woman in a hairdressing salon 20:29
Sora: r-really?! 20:29
Sora: CAN YOU MAKE ME A REAL BOY AGAIN?! 20:30
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I CAN MAKE YOU A /MAN/ HONEY. 20:30
Sora: DO IT 20:30
Sora: MAKE ME A MAN 20:30
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SUDDENLY MUSIC 20:30
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: HOW'D YOU DO I Mar 23
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: SEE YOU'VE MET MY 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: FAITHFUL 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: HAAAAAAAAAAANDYMANNN 20:31
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WINKS 20:31
Sora Bwuh? 20:31
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos AND YEAH BADTOUCHES SORA 20:31
Sora JKHSFBKJSBSKFJS MOANS 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKy... 20:31
Sora suddenly a killer tansvestite? 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos JUMPS SORA 20:33
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST JUMPS WITH 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos tansvestite. Like a tranny, but tan. 20:33
Sora FALLS ONTO GROUND, CRUSHED 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos TAKES ON THE FLOOR 20:33
Sora OHHHHHHHHHH! OH YES! 20:34
Sora HARDER!!! 20:34
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SUDDENLY! MORE MUSIC! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiG... 20:34
Sora Sings along 20:35
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE MARIAH CAREY 20:35
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST TOUCH MY BODY~ 20:35
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH, SORA!! YOU'RE ALMOST AS GOOD AS MILO!! Almost. :I 20:35
Sora ALMOST? HA 20:35
Sora SINGOFF 20:35
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD OF FLOWERS AND SWOONS OVER HER- HIS SUITORS 20:36
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OH, IT'S ALL TOO MUCH! A FIGHT, OVER ME! OHHH! 20:36
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FAINTS 20:36
Sora TAKES ADVANTAGE OF 20:37
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ...MOANS IN SLEEP? 20:38
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos NIGHT GUYS. YOU ARE ALL AMAZING. AND I LOVE YOU BOTH. <33 21:01
[Enjoy the nightmares.
8D]
BECAUSE I HAVE A GIFT. TO MAKE UP FOR SLOW TAGS. I HAVE. A GIFT.
If you don't laugh at some point while reading this, I command you to go to the doctor because you have a serious disease called SCREWYOUANDYOURSERIOUSNESS.
Also, I warn you, it is LONG. I mean, really, seriously LONG.
Milo Thatch: VINNY 19:31
Milo Thatch: I AM HOME NOW 19:31
Milo Thatch: AND I AM LOOKING ~*~SO HANDSOME*~ 19:31
Milo Thatch: AND ALSO MY BOWTIE CAME UNDONE 19:31
Vinny: OH MY GOODNESS, LEMME FIX THAT FOR YOU- 19:35
Vinny TIES BOWTIE UP ALL SPIFFY LIKE 19:35
Vinny PATS 19:35
Vinny: THERE, NOW YA LOOH LIKE A REAL HAN'SOME GENT 19:36
Vinny SWOOOON 19:36
Milo Thatch SMOULDERS 19:37
Milo Thatch SO MUCH SMOULDERING 19:37
Vinny HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO SWOON, GEEZ? 19:37
Vinny: OHHH, MILO, YOU STOPPED THE TICKING OF MY HEART! 19:38
Vinny: THERE IS NO TIMER ON LOVE! 19:38
Milo Thatch: I DO THAT TO EVERYONE, VINNY. 19:38
Milo Thatch: EVERY 19:38
Milo Thatch: ONE 19:38
Milo Thatch PUNCHES A PASSING SHARK 19:38
Vinny WIBBLES ;W; 19:38
Vinny: YOU- YOU MEAN IT'S NOT JUST ME YOU ARE THIS WAY WITH? 19:39
Vinny: OHHHH, MY SOUL! 19:39
Vinny: I FEEL IT SHATTER! 19:39
Milo Thatch: NO, VINNY 19:39
Milo Thatch: I HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM MY LADY AND MANCHASING WAYS 19:39
Milo Thatch: AND NOW THE ONLY ONE FOR ME 19:39
Milo Thatch: IS YOU 19:39
Milo Thatch HOLDS!!!! 19:40
Vinny ROSE PETALS SWIRL 19:40
Vinny TEARS FLY 19:40
Vinny: OH, MILO! 19:40
Vinny: HOW I LONGED TO HEAR THOSE WORDS! 19:40
Milo Thatch SUDDENLY SPARKLES 19:40
Milo Thatch EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE 19:41
Milo Thatch AND...SHOUJO BUBBLES AND RIBBONS AND DOILIES AND SHIT 19:41
Milo Thatch: VINNY, MY LOOOOVE 19:41
Vinny DON'T FORGET THE DOVES 19:41
Vinny MANY DOVES 19:41
Milo Thatch ALL THE DOVES Mar 23
Vinny THAT NEVER EVER NEED TO SHIT ON ANYONE. EVER. THEY DON'T EVER DO THAT. 19:41
Vinny PICKS UP A DOILIE AND PUTS IT ON HIS HEAD 19:42
Vinny: MARRY ME! 19:42
Milo Thatch KNEELS BEFORE THE LOVELY MUSTACHIOED MAIDEN 19:43
Milo Thatch: VINCENZO SANTORINI 19:43
Vinny BLUSHES AND CATCHES A DOVE IN ONE HAND 19:44
Vinny: YES, MY LOVE? 19:44
Milo Thatch: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A THOUSAND SUBTERRANEAN GODCRYSTALS 19:44
Milo Thatch: WILL YOU MARRY ME 19:44
Milo Thatch: RIGHT HERE 19:44
Milo Thatch: RIGHT NOW 19:44
Vinny: I- I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK! 19:44
Vinny: YES! 19:44
Vinny: A THOUSAND TIMES, YES! 19:44
Vinny LETS THE DOVE FLY LIKE THE THE SYMBOLIC SYMBOL IT IS 19:45
Vinny: OUR LOVE SHALL BE FREEING! IT WILL LIFT US UP WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS TO! 19:45
Milo Thatch SYMBOLICALLY FLYING IN THE SYMBOLIC SKY 19:45
Vinny FULL OF SYMBOLIC CLOUDS 19:46
Milo Thatch SUDDENLY 19:46
Milo Thatch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2y7... 19:46 [Okay, so, insert linkage here. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED, I-]
Milo Thatch LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELOOOOOOOOOOOOONG 19:46
Vinny WHERE THE EAGLES CRYYYYYYY 19:48
Milo Thatch ON A MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIGH 19:48
Vinny: LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELOOOOOOOOOOONG 19:49
Vinny IS SUDDENLY SINGING?! 19:49
Milo Thatch YES 19:49
Milo Thatch: FAR FROM THE WORLD WE KNOWWWWWWWWWWW 19:49
Vinny: UP WHERE THE CLEAR WINDS BLOWWWW 19:50
Milo Thatch and then they were married through the sheer force of Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes' voices 19:51
Milo Thatch and it was amazing 19:51
Milo Thatch THE END 19:51
Vinny THE EPILOGUE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1... 19:52
Vinny SPARKLES EVERYWHERE 19:53
Vinny twas amazing indeed 19:53
Milo Thatch QUITE 19:53
Vinny ilu, Danni. SO MUCH. 19:53
Milo Thatch NO ILU DARLING Mar 23
Milo Thatch AND THEN THEY DID IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL 19:54
Vinny THEN THEY DID IT AGAIN NOW 19:54
Milo Thatch AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 19:55
Milo Thatch ALTERNATIVELY 19:55
Milo Thatch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrn... 19:56
Vinny: OOOH MILO 19:57
Vinny: YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA 19:57
Milo Thatch: YOUR DING DING DONG 19:57
Milo Thatch: I WANT YOOOOOOOOOU 19:58
Milo Thatch: TO BE MY LOVE TOOOOYYYY 19:58
Vinny: Well, that's rather forward. 19:58
Milo Thatch: Darling. 19:59
Milo Thatch: We're married. 19:59
Vinny: Eh, right. Well, in that case, dearest- 20:00
Vinny: COME NEAR ME 20:00
Vinny: DON'T FEAR ME 20:00
Milo Thatch: I JUST CAN'T GET ENOOOOOUGH OF YOU BOOOOYYYYY 20:00
Vinny: Honey, I'm hardly a "boy" anymore. 20:03
Milo Thatch: You are to me, babycakes. 20:03
Milo Thatch: You are. 20:03
Milo Thatch: To me. 20:03
Milo Thatch /whapsssh 20:03
Vinny giggles like a schoolgirl 20:04
Vinny: Oh, you! 20:04
Vinny waves hand 20:04
[It's at this point that dearest Daine joins chat. Ilu. And I'm sorry for if I'm about to ruin your pride in any way. <3]
Vinny SENSES A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE 20:05
Vinny CLINGS TO MILO 20:05
Vinny: DARLING! PROTECT ME! 20:05
Milo Thatch: NO, MY LOVE 20:05
Milo Thatch: WE SHALL INCLUDE THEM 20:05
Milo Thatch: IN A SEXY THREESOME 20:05
Milo Thatch: THE SEXIEST OF THREESOMES 20:05
Vinny: OOOOOH~ YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST OF IDEAS! 20:06
creeping creeper joined the chat 20:06
creeping creeper stares 20:06
creeping creeper walks away 20:06
Vinny WAGGLES MOUSTACHE SEXILY AT CREEPER 20:06
Milo Thatch creeps on the creeper 20:06
Vinny: W- H- 20:06
Milo Thatch badtouch 20:06
Vinny: THE POWER OF THE MOUSTACHE DID NOT WORK?! 20:06
Vinny: ;W; 20:06
creeping creeper gkbfkjsbrkbkjb!!!! 20:06
Milo Thatch OH YEAH 20:07
Vinny: 8D 20:07
Vinny BADTOUCHES CREEPER X2 20:07
Milo Thatch SEXYBADTOUCH 20:07
creeping creeper NARGH WHAT IS THIS CREEPER DOESN'T EVEN- 20:07
creeping creeper oh bb. 20:07
Milo Thatch ohbbybby 20:07
creeping creeper you can sexybadtouch me all night long 20:08
Vinny changed name to Moustachioed Maiden of Milos 20:08
Milo Thatch KLAJFDHNAIUJKKLJSDJFDL THAT NAME 20:08
Milo Thatch AND THEN THE SOUNDTRACK CHANGED http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3... 20:08
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FLIPS MOUSTACHE 20:08
Milo Thatch changed name to PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: WOOOOOOOO! 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos VBSOIV OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE 20:09
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BEAUTY IS HAPPENING 20:09
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BRB RAVISHING VINNY 20:09
creeping creeper don't ask me I got nothin 20:09
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OHOHOHO~ 20:10
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos PULLS CREEPER IN 20:10
creeping creeper WHAT- PULLED? 20:10
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos AND HENCEFORTH, VINNY WAS RAVISHED BY MILO. AND IN TURN RAVISHED A CREEPER. THE END
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST AWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
creeping creeper applaudes? 20:11
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST AND THEN THE SEXY THREESOME WAS ACHIEVED 20:11
creeping creeper AND NOW FOR THE MOST DISTURBING REVELATION OF ALL 20:11
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos O-OH MY! 20:12
creeping creeper changed name to Sora 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WHAT WOULD THAT BE?! 20:12
Sora |3 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 20:12
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I RAVISHED A 4 YEAR OLD 20:12
Sora YOU TOUCHED A 14 YEAR OLD, NOW REPENT 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 20:12
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST VINNY DO WE GO TO JAIL NOW 20:12
Sora PRAY TO THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: YOU MEAN 4 YEAR OLD, CLEARLY 20:12
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WE- I THINK WE DO 20:13
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos dude, that means we get prison sex. 20:13
Sora: I'm not four! 20:13
Sora oh no, its worse 20:13
Sora wait until 20:13
Sora Mickey hears 20:13
Sora that you've been having 20:14
Sora HANKY 20:14
Sora PANKY 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- 20:14
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PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BUT 20:14
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BUT THE PRISON SEX 20:14
Sora after the mouse is done with you the only way you two will be having prison sex is if you're receiving :| 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT 20:14
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos buicas- 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WOULD BE SICK, BUT IS TOO SHOJO TO DO THAT, SO CRIES INSTEAD 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OH, MILO! 20:15
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: HOLD ME!
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST HOLDS 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST FOREVER 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: Oh, hang on a second. 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SPARKLESPARKLE MOE MOE DESU 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos takes doilie off his head 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OKAY ALL GOOD 20:16
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos DESUDESUKAWAIISPARKLE 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST BADTOUCHES 20:16
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IYAAAAAAAAAAAAN VINNY-CHAN.................. 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos MOANS 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: MILO KUNNNNN~~~ 20:17
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: IYAAAAAAAN~~ 20:17
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST TAKES 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IN THAT WAY 20:18
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IS TAKEN 20:18
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IN MORE THAN ONE WAY 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST OH BABY 20:18
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST I-I MEAN IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN 20:18
Sora pulls you both into a room 20:19
Sora DOES UNMENTIONABLE THINGS TO 20:19
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH MY~~~ NYAAAAAAAA~ 20:19
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST UNFFFFFF 20:19
Sora unf unf unf 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos THEY GO FOR 24 HOURS 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ALL THE WAY 20:21
Sora DOUBLE RAIBOW WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAN 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SOOOOOO INTENSEEEEEE 20:21
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos MOANS 20:21
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST HRNGNGNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 20:21
Sora LOOKS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO BECOME A TRIPLE- AH! 20:21
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST A-AAAAHHHNNN 20:22
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos IS SUDDENLY WEARING COSPRAYS? 20:24
[Uh. So. Someone mentioned cosplay in our other chat. Eh heh.]
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SAILOR 20:24
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos JUPITER 20:24
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ALL THE WAY 20:24
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IKLADJDFLKJALKFJALFDJ 20:25
Sora Suddenly blonde 20:25
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos HAS A MOUSTACHE STYLE WAND 20:25
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH MY GOD SORA WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. 20:25
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST IT'S A ROXAS 20:27
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST I MEAN 20:27
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SCARF FLIP 20:27
Sora FLAILING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR LIFE 20:27
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos PREENS AND TOSSES SKIRT 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, HONEY 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I NEED THAT MIRROR 20:28
Sora: NO, NOT UNTIL I HAVE ME SOME HAIRDYE 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: ....OHHHH, SWEETIE, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT! 20:28
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos has become a girly desu desu moustache waving Sailor Jupiter cosplayer who speaks like a black woman in a hairdressing salon 20:29
Sora: r-really?! 20:29
Sora: CAN YOU MAKE ME A REAL BOY AGAIN?! 20:30
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: I CAN MAKE YOU A /MAN/ HONEY. 20:30
Sora: DO IT 20:30
Sora: MAKE ME A MAN 20:30
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST SUDDENLY MUSIC 20:30
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: HOW'D YOU DO I Mar 23
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: SEE YOU'VE MET MY 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: FAITHFUL 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: HAAAAAAAAAAANDYMANNN 20:31
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos WINKS 20:31
Sora Bwuh? 20:31
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos AND YEAH BADTOUCHES SORA 20:31
Sora JKHSFBKJSBSKFJS MOANS 20:31
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKy... 20:31
Sora suddenly a killer tansvestite? 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos JUMPS SORA 20:33
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST JUMPS WITH 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos tansvestite. Like a tranny, but tan. 20:33
Sora FALLS ONTO GROUND, CRUSHED 20:33
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos TAKES ON THE FLOOR 20:33
Sora OHHHHHHHHHH! OH YES! 20:34
Sora HARDER!!! 20:34
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos SUDDENLY! MORE MUSIC! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiG... 20:34
Sora Sings along 20:35
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE MARIAH CAREY 20:35
PRETTY FLY FOR A LINGUIST TOUCH MY BODY~ 20:35
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos OH, SORA!! YOU'RE ALMOST AS GOOD AS MILO!! Almost. :I 20:35
Sora ALMOST? HA 20:35
Sora SINGOFF 20:35
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD OF FLOWERS AND SWOONS OVER HER- HIS SUITORS 20:36
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos: OH, IT'S ALL TOO MUCH! A FIGHT, OVER ME! OHHH! 20:36
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos FAINTS 20:36
Sora TAKES ADVANTAGE OF 20:37
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos ...MOANS IN SLEEP? 20:38
Moustachioed Maiden of Milos NIGHT GUYS. YOU ARE ALL AMAZING. AND I LOVE YOU BOTH. <33 21:01
[Enjoy the nightmares.
8D]