THE LOVE ME!! MEME➔ You're walking around and see someone. Not just anyone. The one. You love them. No, seriously, you're suddenly madly in love with them. Who cares who they are, if you know them, if they know you. You are in love, and the whole world (well, okay, mostly just they) need to know about it
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...furthermore, just because I'm your Servant, it doesn't mean that I have to follow everything you say. Do you understand?
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...Except for the bit where you randomly showed up in my living room! How did you do that?
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Honestly, are you really ready for this war? For all I know, I'll probably be dead already after we've barely stepped out of the house! The last master I had wasn't even this troublesome...
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I mean. I won't let you die!
...Okay, I'll try not to let you die. But it's the effort that counts!
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[In admiration, that is.]
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Actually, screw that, have some words.] What's your problem?
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[He sputters as he searches for an excuse. He can't say he loves her! Quick, quick, fake reason!]
You're...you're breathing my air! I mean, look at you there, just breathing away! Have you no shame?! I mean, look, now it's tainted with your smelly breath and all that carbon dioxide you just breathed out! HAVE YOU NO CONCERN FOR OUR ENVIRONMENT? I mean, jeez, just...just stop breathing and stop emitting CO2 so I can relax and not worry about the world exploding because you breathed too much!
I mean, really, it's not so hard.
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[Oh! Way to look desperate. NEED A QUICK SAVE.]
I. I mean. You still owe me for that air! I mean, look at this polluted air! You owe it to me--and the poor, suffering world.
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First off, I don't "owe" you a single thing. Second of all, you make one more rude comment about my breath, and I will make you well aware of just how rude I can actually be.
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Why hello there, pretty young thang~
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Um, could you please move? You're kinda in my way...
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