[VIDEO] 001 :: First Jump
[The Gear has been propped up on something prior to being turned on, allowing the viewer a lovely shot of New Bark Town and the redhead pacing in front of it. He's got a pissed expression on his face and a blithely cheerful Togepi in his arms, and he's ready to get his bitch on to the world at large because clearly, a great injustice has been suffered here.]
This? Is total bullshit. I played this game as a kid and that professor guy is supposed to let me pick my monster of destruction, not repeat the same stupid thing over and over again. I'm stuck with this talking egg and it's totally useless until it hatches-
[He pauses, his rage quelled for a moment as he holds the Togepi up curiously.]
Wait, is it even gonna hatch? It kind of already has a face and stubby little arms.
[Stubby little arms that are gesturing in happiness, and damn if this thing isn't adorable. But no, Gakuto will not let something like teeth-rotting cuteness distract him from his quest.]
But that's not the point, the point is someone made a mistake and I want this fixed, now. Where is my goddamn Charmander?!
This? Is total bullshit. I played this game as a kid and that professor guy is supposed to let me pick my monster of destruction, not repeat the same stupid thing over and over again. I'm stuck with this talking egg and it's totally useless until it hatches-
[He pauses, his rage quelled for a moment as he holds the Togepi up curiously.]
Wait, is it even gonna hatch? It kind of already has a face and stubby little arms.
[Stubby little arms that are gesturing in happiness, and damn if this thing isn't adorable. But no, Gakuto will not let something like teeth-rotting cuteness distract him from his quest.]
But that's not the point, the point is someone made a mistake and I want this fixed, now. Where is my goddamn Charmander?!