Mar 08, 2007 00:26
Here's an AIM convo that I had with my cousin Sarah. More likely than not you really don't care, but I found parts of it to be highly amusing, so I am going to share.
DirtySocks85 (11:48:50 PM): random survey time. Do you find the statement "Jennifer is really sick of immunology." to be amusing?
SlytherinSyrup (11:49:01 PM): Yes.
SlytherinSyrup (11:49:12 PM): It makes me grin in a, "Ha ha pun" sort of way.
DirtySocks85 (11:49:33 PM): yeah, but I don't think Jenny meant it as a pun when she made it her facebook status, that's the best part
SlytherinSyrup (11:49:56 PM): Unintended puns are often the best.
DirtySocks85 (11:50:07 PM): true
DirtySocks85 (11:50:19 PM): I sadly enjoy puns too much
SlytherinSyrup (11:50:33 PM): *sigh of pity*
DirtySocks85 (11:50:47 PM): then again I also just really like language and puns are just another way to play with language
SlytherinSyrup (11:51:09 PM): You are such an English geek. ^_^
DirtySocks85 (11:51:16 PM): duh
SlytherinSyrup (11:51:33 PM): Just a friendly reminder.
DirtySocks85 (11:52:15 PM): gee, thank you Sarah, what would I ever do without you there to remind me that I'm an English geek?
SlytherinSyrup (11:52:21 PM): Suffer.
SlytherinSyrup (11:53:34 PM): ...do not ask me to explain my logic.
DirtySocks85 (11:54:21 PM): please explain your logic
SlytherinSyrup (11:54:41 PM): It is indisputable.
SlytherinSyrup (11:54:46 PM): I warned you.
DirtySocks85 (11:55:04 PM): *shivers in mock fear*
SlytherinSyrup (11:55:18 PM): *forboding glance, lighting flashes*
SlytherinSyrup (11:55:31 PM): Yeah I need to get some sleep.
SlytherinSyrup (11:56:27 PM): Busy weekend of drawing ahead of me, finals and all.
DirtySocks85 (11:56:31 PM): I probably need to do my homework
SlytherinSyrup (11:56:47 PM): Then I shall sleep, and you shall work, and all will be well in the world.
SlytherinSyrup (11:56:55 PM): Good night. ^_^
DirtySocks85 (11:56:57 PM): Th Mar 8 The Romance: Alfred, Lord Tennyson: "The Lady of Shalott," "The Epic"
Recommended reading: Tennyson, "The Passing of Arthur"
DirtySocks85 (11:57:03 PM): that's apparently what my work is supposed to be
SlytherinSyrup (11:57:05 PM): Oh reading, that's not work.
DirtySocks85 (11:57:35 PM): well I have discussion questions to "consider" and by consider this professor means that we better damn well have some answers to share to add input to the class
SlytherinSyrup (11:57:59 PM): Ah, so it's just a means of making you pay attention to your reading.
DirtySocks85 (11:58:43 PM): pretty much, although she does get pissy if we don't have a whole bunch of marked text and marginal notes
DirtySocks85 (11:58:57 PM): so I make random marks to appease her
SlytherinSyrup (11:59:02 PM): *snicker*
SlytherinSyrup (11:59:09 PM): Doodle on it with a highlighter?
DirtySocks85 (11:59:13 PM): yup
DirtySocks85 (11:59:33 PM): then if I sell the book back the next person who gets it will just be like "wtf?"
SlytherinSyrup (11:59:42 PM): *laughs*
DirtySocks85 (11:59:49 PM): or as I like to say these days "WTFuck"
SlytherinSyrup (12:00:08 AM): You say 'doubleyoutee'?
DirtySocks85 (12:00:38 AM): yes
SlytherinSyrup (12:00:45 AM): ...*snickers*
DirtySocks85 (12:00:51 AM): doubleyouteefuck
SlytherinSyrup (12:01:01 AM): Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
DirtySocks85 (12:01:06 AM): it really catches people off guard
SlytherinSyrup (12:01:20 AM): I can imagine.
DirtySocks85 (12:01:22 AM): I might tango and foxtrot after I've had enough whiskey, yes
DirtySocks85 (12:01:28 AM): but only after
SlytherinSyrup (12:01:32 AM): Silly Justin.
DirtySocks85 (12:01:36 AM): I only dance if I am sufficiently drunk
DirtySocks85 (12:02:05 AM): yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a hidden Stiles gene for sillyness and insanity and these AIM convos bring it out quite wonderfully
SlytherinSyrup (12:02:34 AM): I am glad I can help you to embrace your inner dork.
SlytherinSyrup (12:02:48 AM): Srsly.
DirtySocks85 (12:02:51 AM): well... you have one too, so...
DirtySocks85 (12:02:52 AM): remusly
SlytherinSyrup (12:03:03 AM): Yes, and I love my inner dork.
DirtySocks85 (12:03:20 AM): wait, why do we have inner whale peni? this sound rather uncomfortable
SlytherinSyrup (12:03:39 AM): Hm...I could make a bad joke about Japanese porn, but I won't.
DirtySocks85 (12:03:52 AM): tentacles?
SlytherinSyrup (12:04:04 AM): Something like that.
DirtySocks85 (12:04:29 AM): well I can't say that I'm well versed in Japanese porn, so I'll just trust you on this matter
SlytherinSyrup (12:05:04 AM): *nods wisely* You have made a good decision.
DirtySocks85 (12:06:07 AM): wait, I'm not sure trusting you is ever a good decision
SlytherinSyrup (12:06:17 AM): *bambi eyes* Why not?
DirtySocks85 (12:06:22 AM): *tries really hard to think of some moment from childhood in which I should not have trusted you*
SlytherinSyrup (12:06:33 AM): I was a saint, you fail Justin!
SlytherinSyrup (12:07:16 AM): ...well there was that one time with the dresses, but you were probably too young to remember.
DirtySocks85 (12:07:45 AM): I'm going to assume that you're joking on that matter, particularly because you're only a year older than I am
SlytherinSyrup (12:07:56 AM): I am joking, yes. ;p
DirtySocks85 (12:08:19 AM): just making sure I did need to go get therapy for some memory suppressed until now
SlytherinSyrup (12:08:42 AM): Some things are better left suppressed.
DirtySocks85 (12:08:44 AM): but I did have a really random recollection of something from us being kids the other day
SlytherinSyrup (12:08:49 AM): Oh?
DirtySocks85 (12:09:27 AM): I was watching a Spidey 3 trailer and I remember one time when you went off on a rant about how stupidly fake the names of people in the Marvel universe (particularly of the Spider-Man series) were
DirtySocks85 (12:09:36 AM): why that memory stuck with me, I have no idea
SlytherinSyrup (12:09:55 AM): I think I remember that too.
SlytherinSyrup (12:10:11 AM): At least, having the opinion that Peter Parker was the dumbest name I'd ever heard of.
DirtySocks85 (12:10:23 AM): yup
DirtySocks85 (12:10:39 AM): I wrote a paper on storybook weaver a few weeks ago
SlytherinSyrup (12:11:02 AM): I tend to remember you and I sitting in the back of Grannie's car, and you were relating the beauty of DBZ.
SlytherinSyrup (12:11:05 AM): Aaand?
DirtySocks85 (12:11:13 AM): see, I deny this one
DirtySocks85 (12:11:20 AM): since as far as I remember I was never into DBZ
SlytherinSyrup (12:11:27 AM): It was that or Dragonball.
DirtySocks85 (12:11:35 AM): although I don't doubt that this could have happened with some other show
DirtySocks85 (12:11:49 AM): never really watched any of the dragonball series as far as I remember
DirtySocks85 (12:12:00 AM): and we've had this discussion before
SlytherinSyrup (12:12:06 AM): Have we?
SlytherinSyrup (12:12:14 AM): Sorry, my memory is terrible.
DirtySocks85 (12:12:16 AM): yeah, probably a few months ago
DirtySocks85 (12:12:23 AM): you say as we discuss memories
SlytherinSyrup (12:12:30 AM): >.>
SlytherinSyrup (12:12:32 AM): Short-term.
DirtySocks85 (12:13:57 AM): so we probably haven't seen each other in what... at least 12 years or so?
SlytherinSyrup (12:14:16 AM): At least. :\
DirtySocks85 (12:14:26 AM): I know we've both seen andy relatively recently
DirtySocks85 (12:15:11 AM): and I still refuse to accept that ryan is as old as he is now
SlytherinSyrup (12:15:28 AM): His brain hasn't caught up yet. ...don't tell him I said that. D:
SlytherinSyrup (12:15:50 AM): He's taller than me. ;_;
DirtySocks85 (12:16:10 AM): which is how tall these days?
SlytherinSyrup (12:16:17 AM): ...5'1".
DirtySocks85 (12:16:27 AM): well that isn't much
SlytherinSyrup (12:16:59 AM): I know, I'm the shortest in my group of friends even.
DirtySocks85 (12:17:08 AM): well I'm only 5'6"
DirtySocks85 (12:17:14 AM): which for a guy is still pretty short
SlytherinSyrup (12:17:28 AM): That's respectable for a guy in my opinion.
DirtySocks85 (12:17:43 AM): says she who is 5'1"
SlytherinSyrup (12:17:48 AM): Well yeah.
SlytherinSyrup (12:18:00 AM): I like not being able to see up nostrils when I look at a man.
DirtySocks85 (12:18:37 AM): I've been lucky enough that all of my girlfriends have happened to be in the 5'4"-5'6" range
DirtySocks85 (12:19:02 AM): so near exact same height, which I find to be convenient
SlytherinSyrup (12:19:14 AM): Hehehe I'll bet wink wink nudge nudge.
DirtySocks85 (12:19:38 AM): don't go there
SlytherinSyrup (12:19:53 AM): Sorry, stepping off.
DirtySocks85 (12:20:03 AM): probably for the best
SlytherinSyrup (12:20:32 AM): Hrm, well on that awkward note I think I'll go to bed.
SlytherinSyrup (12:20:40 AM): :D
DirtySocks85 (12:21:10 AM): lol, alright, goodnight (and I think that all or at least part of this convo is blogworthy, so I shall probably be copy/pasting it into my lj/xanga/facebook notes)
SlytherinSyrup (12:21:56 AM): Oh nooooes! D: I am being recorded! *runs away*
SlytherinSyrup (12:22:06 AM): (Good night. :D)