Dec 18, 2004 15:25
do's and don'ts.
1. DO take your thesis advisor out for brunch and talk about how the Internet is becoming so integrated in our lives that it's scary.
2. DO watch videotaped episodes of the cosby show in bed with two of your close friends when you should be christmas shopping.
3. DON'T call him. he should call you.
4. DON'T go to the mall the saturday before christmas. you have a weak stomach and a head prone to aches. all the children there scream and scream.
5. DON'T sit on the inside seat on the bus. a middle aged man with a blonde 90's hairstyle will sit next to you and try to hold your hand repeatedly until you tell him, "please stop that," which you should say right off the bat, but you get all flustered from the initial shock of the outrageous act, and then when it's your stop he'll say, "are you leaving?" and wave at you through the window as the bus drives on.