oh, you CAN eat too many sour patch kids.
for one thing:
the inside of my mouth is screaming.
for another:
the smell of crackers and cheese combos and strawberry chapstick together is quite vomit-like.
and:
matt claims he had this bad dream in which i tell him that i've been cuddling with my guy friends (all of them? a certain one?) and came close to making out but didn't because i felt guilty. isn't that a little too realistic to be a bad dream? wouldn't it have been a lot worse if i had actually made out with them/him and not told matt? why didn't he just ask me, "alissa, have you been cuddling with and almost kissing but not kissing any or all of your guy friends?"
i said to him:
i haven't been cuddling with or making out with any boy but you. however, i have been giving a lot of blow jobs.
the inside of my mouth is screaming.
for another:
the smell of crackers and cheese combos and strawberry chapstick together is quite vomit-like.
and:
matt claims he had this bad dream in which i tell him that i've been cuddling with my guy friends (all of them? a certain one?) and came close to making out but didn't because i felt guilty. isn't that a little too realistic to be a bad dream? wouldn't it have been a lot worse if i had actually made out with them/him and not told matt? why didn't he just ask me, "alissa, have you been cuddling with and almost kissing but not kissing any or all of your guy friends?"
i said to him:
i haven't been cuddling with or making out with any boy but you. however, i have been giving a lot of blow jobs.