Jan 13, 2004 02:55
Played pool tonight, I still blow. I dressed up in a black velour track suit for the occasion to make my mediocrity more comforting, and it worked! Who needs skill when you can sashay around the table posing with a cue?
Yeheheh...
There must be some easy trick to it all. I REFUSE to waste time learning to knock some damn balls around a table correctly if it's going to take real effort. Yep, must be some devious way around it all. Open up cheaters! Tell me your secrets!