lolitas with uzis
When I was paddling my way around this really big island for the third time last night, I saw a girl latched onto a skim board kicking in the direction of a crocodile, so I grabbed her to keep her from following, and she thrashed around and tried to bite me! Turns out in this world everything is reversed. Little girls have reflexes like reptiles, and they spend their time hunting defenseless crocodiles.