People who are destined to freeze in a snowbank
Me: "Are you okay??"
Student: "I see stars. There."
Me: "Right. Where?"
Student: "Everywhere. Last night, manager's drinking party. No sleep."
Me: "In the middle of the week?"
Student: "No. Beginning of week, middle of week, end of week."
Me: "I don't understand. Why are there so many drinking parties in December?"
Student: "Because I am Japanese."
Me: "Really? That's your answer to everything."
Student: (confused) "You think I am Chinese?"
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For everyone who plans on celebrating the holidays Japanese style, here is some really profound advice on how to not make a fool of yourself.
Student: "I see stars. There."
Me: "Right. Where?"
Student: "Everywhere. Last night, manager's drinking party. No sleep."
Me: "In the middle of the week?"
Student: "No. Beginning of week, middle of week, end of week."
Me: "I don't understand. Why are there so many drinking parties in December?"
Student: "Because I am Japanese."
Me: "Really? That's your answer to everything."
Student: (confused) "You think I am Chinese?"
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For everyone who plans on celebrating the holidays Japanese style, here is some really profound advice on how to not make a fool of yourself.