Mar 18, 2003 23:41
Haha, my mother just came downstairs and saw me messing with the digital camera.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm going to take a picture of myself. Do you think they want me to look business-like? Or are they just making sure I am not a dwarf before I get there?
Mom: What? What are talking about?
Me: MOM!!! The TEACHING JOB IN TAIWAN!! (stomp stomp)
Mom: Don't apply for any job that asks for a picture.
Me: Why not?
Mom: Slave trade.
Me: (rolls eyes) Mom, that doesn't happen anymore. Only in romance novels.
Mom: Yes, it does in all of those Asian countries. And no daughter of mine is going to fly to Taiwan just to be sold as a prostitute.