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dirtypettything

Can I claim this as a work expense?

Sep 19, 2009 16:49

Finally mine. Yay ♥

shopping, lingerie, vanity, agent provocateur

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bug_nerd_shino September 20 2009, 16:54:05 UTC

I'll have my accountant get back to you on that. Surprising how much a little cotton can improve a person.

dirtypettything September 20 2009, 20:51:34 UTC

It is not made out of cotton. That's the stupidest material choice in the universe. The boning would shred it in two seconds flat. It is made out of a silk/satin blend.

feelgood_oncall September 20 2009, 21:00:40 UTC

Is what's wrong with cotton another one of those things I'm supposed to know by right of being a woman?

dirtypettything September 20 2009, 21:03:02 UTC

....HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT COTTON IS NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU INTIMATELY?!

SHIZUNE. THIS IS SERIOUSLY DISTRESSING TO ME. I REQUIRE ACCESS TO YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER. WE ARE PERFORMING AN EXORCISM.

feelgood_oncall September 20 2009, 21:07:41 UTC

WHAT IS WRONG WITH COTTON?! IT IS SOFT AND DRIES EASILY.

WHAT?! NO! I LIKE MY UNDERWEAR! IT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY IN NEED OF EXORCISING!

dirtypettything September 20 2009, 21:10:27 UTC

SO IS AND DOES SILK ONLY IT FEELS TEN TIMES BETTER.

YES. IT MOST DEFINITELY IS. I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU MAKE ME. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

feelgood_oncall September 20 2009, 21:27:34 UTC

BUT IT GETS ALL CLINGY AND STICKY WHEN YOU GET SWEATY! COTTON IS CLEARLY A MORE PRACTICAL AND ECONOMICAL CHOICE.

IF I PROMISE NOT TO WEAR MY BATMAN UNDERWEAR OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE LET IT SLIDE?

dirtypettything September 20 2009, 21:28:41 UTC

.........

NO!!!!!! This is even worse that I imagined!

feelgood_oncall September 20 2009, 21:53:57 UTC

UM. THEY ARE CUTE BATMAN UNDERWEAR?

dirtypettything September 20 2009, 22:00:24 UTC

bug_nerd_shino September 21 2009, 03:40:28 UTC

I was being cynical.

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