Can you hear them?

[dirtymonkeyboy]

HEY-HEY
I declare a war.

"There will be no Halloween
There will be no Christmas
There will be no Easter
There will only be the holiday of me
And on that day I will turn people inside out for my pleasure
And my pleasure only!
You will be forced to watch - your eyelids held open
As I slowly
slowly
slowly
use a potato peeler

to remove the skin on your legs!"