Creepy Dirty and full of the charms.
I am the proud owner of a sore tummy and perhaps even caused the leakage in another human being, with out the malicious intent for such a result.
I am chatting with the adorable Cupcake, we're using the a microphone to exchange ideas and thoughts. Our discourse was an in-depth discussion; exploring the nuances of of our friendship and how to express it.
Little did I know lurking down my hall were two out of my four furballs having a discourse of their own, one that includes their mutual distrust and hostility to one another, the one known as Bones chased the Tink down the hall and in her haste to get away made full speed leap onto my desk at near ludicrous speed! Now the only things on my desk are a full cup of soda and my shiny new laptop.
Now in my ear I'm hearing the dulcet tones of Cupcake who had launched into a melange of nonsense words and a chorus of “Nom Nom Nom Nom”
All I saw was my burly kitty leaping into my soda and nearly spill in the direction of my new electronic device and the tragedy of those two great tastes coming together.
So my automatic response to my feuding cats, whom put me at wits end with their squabbling, was to reply to Cupcake's Noms of endearment, and the cats, “I'm gonna fucking kill you!”
After the initial shock and a hasty explanation from me as to what my future fur coats were up to. The thought of how that went down from Cupcake's perspective sent her into convulsive snorting laughter. Essentially her telling me she liked me, and my reply to said endearment expressing I was going to murder her. It doesn't get much funnier than that.
She needed the laugh, I'm glad I could provide it.