Nov 22, 2008 02:44
I went to get some coffee this morning and I was being served by a nice lass, we’ll call Steph to protect her Identity when another of my darlings we’ll code name Brit-brit started her shift and immediately dismissed my smiling cheerfulness in favor of a different customer, with the admonition that “Scott make fun of me.” Hurt I reply, “When was the last time I made fun of you, two days ago when you last worked?” Needless to say I’m sure she spit in my coffee. Steph was giggling so I looked to her and said, “Oh your time will come, I will tease you as well. “
Another of my long time favorites, we might refer to as Jamie, is not feeling well today. She has no voice and is feeling under the weather. She claimed it was a virus that is going around. Now looking for any excuse for a day off that can get me a Doctor’s note, I made the suggestion that she ought to “make out with me”. I emphasized it was strictly as “Friends”, promised not to enjoy it at all. Steph made some snide comment about making her feel worse. I of course agreed maybe it would be a bad idea as the kissing of me might cause Jamie nausea.
Good times getting coffee.
I want that Armadillo man-bag!
An aside that you might find amusing, Mark came in stating, “That you all are having too much fun.” Daniel said, “Can you really have too much fun?” To which I quipped, “Heck, I’ve been compared to Sodom and Gomorrah, I have so much fun! Don’t look at me you might be turned to salt!”