May 25, 2006 23:15
Oh lord above and the devil below, I miss hanging out with you!
I have admired your pics as they splash across my screen.
It seems that you are doing all right, and things I hope are going well?
My life is stupid and stagnant. But I have a steady job that is a good thing.
I met a 19-year-old young lady whom I spoke with via the interweb and she says, "I really like you, we should meet?"
I say, "You know I'm old and unappealing?"
She says, "No really we should hang out."
I'm desperate for any kind of friend to do stupid stuff with and so I say, "Sure"
I get directions and when I get there it's an Old FOLKS home!
That is what i get for being a Dirty Ol' Man. At least I still have the "Come check me out on my Webcam" and the, "I am Russian, you want me good time have you are cute." E-mail to check out.
So be happy I spared you months of being horribly depressed, I am proud to say I helped a friend at least give something they might avoid a try and they were happy for a few weeks.
Now you're cuaght up.
Thanks to the hotties with your fine fine tushies! I salute you and make sure to run when I come to touch it.