*peeks*

May 25, 2006 23:15

Oh lord above and the devil below, I miss hanging out with you!

I have admired your pics as they splash across my screen.

It seems that you are doing all right, and things I hope are going well?

My life is stupid and stagnant. But I have a steady job that is a good thing.

I met a 19-year-old young lady whom I spoke with via the interweb and she says, "I really like you, we should meet?"

I say, "You know I'm old and unappealing?"
She says, "No really we should hang out."

I'm desperate for any kind of friend to do stupid stuff with and so I say, "Sure"

I get directions and when I get there it's an Old FOLKS home!

That is what i get for being a Dirty Ol' Man. At least I still have the "Come check me out on my Webcam" and the, "I am Russian, you want me good time have you are cute." E-mail to check out.

So be happy I spared you months of being horribly depressed, I am proud to say I helped a friend at least give something they might avoid a try and they were happy for a few weeks.

Now you're cuaght up.

Thanks to the hotties with your fine fine tushies! I salute you and make sure to run when I come to touch it.
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