I <3 Vicodin

Mar 06, 2006 20:47

I'm only 21 and my body is falling apart. Why? Ugh.

The following are the crap things that are occuring in my life:

*I started my period 2 days before Xmas and guess what? STILL GOING STRONG! Woooohooo to the Red Rush. Dear Birth Control Pills, Start working RIGHT NOW. Thanks!
*I got a really bad toothache on Saturday...which led me to the dentist today...which will lead me to a FUCKING ROOT CANAL tomorrow. Goodbye $1106 that I don't even have. >:0
*I vomitted so intensely last night that I was coughing up blood. DELIGHTFUL I TELL YOU. DELIGHTFUL.

AND WHO'S READY FOR THE CAKE TOPPER???????????
*SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY PILE OF SCRAP METAL JEEP THIS MORNING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? They didn't take anything. They just trashed it and opened up my ashtray. I'm pretty sure they stole some of my cigarette butts. WHY? What is going on in my life right now?

Seriously, people wonder why I'm insane. It's amazing that I'm laughing through this. (I'm also crying but hey...like I said I'm insane.)

Saturday was good. Tattoo convention with Josephine and family then gathering and Vanessa & Ally Cat's new crib. Fun times. Good to see everyone. <33333

Wish me luck on my ROOT CANAL. Did I mention I had to have a fucking ROOT CANAL? Oh I did? Okay.

P.S. I <3 Vicodin.
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