I've been slacking
Heres a hodgepodge of haikus from various nights. If you know who the author was for the unknowns, let me know with a comment.
Carolyn my dear
Why do I always bring lube?
Your ass is ready
_Joe
A ring from lipstick
Next to one of darkest brown
But which was made first?
_Joe
Oral, vaginal
Then finally the anal
Might we reverse this?
_Joe
Dream of me on top
Fantasize a lot bigger
You moist lovin fool
_Carolyn
Fine tig O' bitties
Flipity flop, flipity
An ode to Sue's breasts
_?
Why the sad haikus
Carolyn are you hungry?
Have a cock burger
_?
Red headed vixen
I wonder if you match the
carpet with curtains
_Bob
My stream of urine
Extinguishes your hot tongue
Hold still, I'm not done
_Bob
Don't give me that face
Your sheets will dry in good time
Tarps are expensive
_Bob
My peppy weakens
Moonlit nights on the cornfield
Cobbs are ribbed so well
_Eric Snider
Beastiality
Don't knock it 'till you try it
Dolphins need love too
_Bob
Penguins so vexing
And erotic sea mammals
Aquarium sex
_Joe
May I pet your dog
In the way which you so fear
I love red rocket
_Joe
That has been shaven
Short hairs are not even there
Just slide that thing in
_Joe
Might I find succor
At your grandiose bosom
Drenched in coital sweat?
_Joe
Circle jerks are fun
I stare for motivation
Its manly, not gay
_Bob
How may I impress
You, Goddess out of my reach
So I can tap that?
_Joe
Never talk of gas.
Never call me a Goddess.
Never say 'tap that'.
_Amy Sue
Oh what daring deed
So fell, need I to achieve
To enter you slow?
_Joe
Roll in molasses
Then walk on some hot hot coals
Use chastity belt
_Amy Sue
I will find treasure
Deep inside your hidden zone
And stain my new sheets
_Joe
You will find nothing
Inside of this hidden zone
Top heavy penis man
_Amy Sue
Your womb so barren
No way to give a child life
Cum sans consequence
_Joe
Your insides quiver
And I feel a great ripping
Through the mop handle
_Joe
Off in the corner
Wishing to participate
Circle jerk envy
_Bob
I have more, I'll put them up later
Leave a comment, I thrive on attention.
Carolyn my dear
Why do I always bring lube?
Your ass is ready
_Joe
A ring from lipstick
Next to one of darkest brown
But which was made first?
_Joe
Oral, vaginal
Then finally the anal
Might we reverse this?
_Joe
Dream of me on top
Fantasize a lot bigger
You moist lovin fool
_Carolyn
Fine tig O' bitties
Flipity flop, flipity
An ode to Sue's breasts
_?
Why the sad haikus
Carolyn are you hungry?
Have a cock burger
_?
Red headed vixen
I wonder if you match the
carpet with curtains
_Bob
My stream of urine
Extinguishes your hot tongue
Hold still, I'm not done
_Bob
Don't give me that face
Your sheets will dry in good time
Tarps are expensive
_Bob
My peppy weakens
Moonlit nights on the cornfield
Cobbs are ribbed so well
_Eric Snider
Beastiality
Don't knock it 'till you try it
Dolphins need love too
_Bob
Penguins so vexing
And erotic sea mammals
Aquarium sex
_Joe
May I pet your dog
In the way which you so fear
I love red rocket
_Joe
That has been shaven
Short hairs are not even there
Just slide that thing in
_Joe
Might I find succor
At your grandiose bosom
Drenched in coital sweat?
_Joe
Circle jerks are fun
I stare for motivation
Its manly, not gay
_Bob
How may I impress
You, Goddess out of my reach
So I can tap that?
_Joe
Never talk of gas.
Never call me a Goddess.
Never say 'tap that'.
_Amy Sue
Oh what daring deed
So fell, need I to achieve
To enter you slow?
_Joe
Roll in molasses
Then walk on some hot hot coals
Use chastity belt
_Amy Sue
I will find treasure
Deep inside your hidden zone
And stain my new sheets
_Joe
You will find nothing
Inside of this hidden zone
Top heavy penis man
_Amy Sue
Your womb so barren
No way to give a child life
Cum sans consequence
_Joe
Your insides quiver
And I feel a great ripping
Through the mop handle
_Joe
Off in the corner
Wishing to participate
Circle jerk envy
_Bob
I have more, I'll put them up later
Leave a comment, I thrive on attention.