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alright, so basically i'll just itemize my injuries and explain how they got there:
1. scraped hand - this one appeared initially on the eve of the celebration of my birth, just prior to my yarf sesh with mansa rubbing my back and whispering sweet nothings into my ear. since then, two more falls. the second was a sober one, probably the most embarassing and least technically impressive. fall number three ruled a little, i think. i was just throwing gang signs at some p-i-m-ps in a sick ride (as usual) when i essentially belly-flopped. to spice things up i rolled onto my back and kicked my legs a wee.
2. sore back - started out as a sunburn, ended as a scrape (see above, rolling on back).
3. bruised arm - this one had me a little perplexed for a while... until mansa mentioned tomatoes, then it all became clear. too bad the tomato police showed up.
yeah, that's all i can think of right now, but apparently i've turned into the world's clumsiest girl, so more to follow i'm sure.
1. scraped hand - this one appeared initially on the eve of the celebration of my birth, just prior to my yarf sesh with mansa rubbing my back and whispering sweet nothings into my ear. since then, two more falls. the second was a sober one, probably the most embarassing and least technically impressive. fall number three ruled a little, i think. i was just throwing gang signs at some p-i-m-ps in a sick ride (as usual) when i essentially belly-flopped. to spice things up i rolled onto my back and kicked my legs a wee.
2. sore back - started out as a sunburn, ended as a scrape (see above, rolling on back).
3. bruised arm - this one had me a little perplexed for a while... until mansa mentioned tomatoes, then it all became clear. too bad the tomato police showed up.
yeah, that's all i can think of right now, but apparently i've turned into the world's clumsiest girl, so more to follow i'm sure.