Apr 22, 2010 00:14
Ok so I was just trying to sleep because I have a 9:00 exam tommorrow and I want to wake up early to study for it. So there I was sort of drifting off when I start hearing wierd noises. Now my neighbours are crazy and are always going into the hallway to cry and do wierd shit so my first reaction was now what are they doing?
But the noises were really really wierd. Like creepy wierd. Like heavy breathing, monster noises wierd combined with creaky floorboards wierd. So suffice it to say I got pretty fucking freaked out particularly since the noises were right outside my door. Now I sleep in the liviing room and my bed is about maybe 5 feet from the door so I was not in the mood for whatever dying stabbed-in-the-throat monster was outside my door and dragging itself around the hallway to get into my appartment and eat me. I was NOT ok with that!
So by this point I'm pretty freaking scared. Like curled up in a ball, covers over my head, don't breath or they'll hear you/knowyou're awake and kill you scared. And then it sounds like whatever it is is in my appartment! Eventually, I poked my head out from under the covers and there was nothing, so I snuck over to the front door and peeked out the peep hole and I didn't see anything. Then I saw one my neighbours and she was bending down near my door and I was like what is she doing! Then I saw her pick something up and heard it squeak. And that's when I realized they were exercising their ferrets in the hallway!
All ferrets should die. They're creepy. They makee wierd noises and they don't have proper spines, and they're all floppy and creepy. Gahhh, ferrets are gross. Besides, in the Brian Jacques books the ferrets were always bad guys, so that just proves it.
I HATE FERRETS! BLAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Hawwwblawwwblawwwwwblawwwww. Ewwy.
rant scaredy