Apr 07, 2010 22:20
So I was walking home from work today and I had a really heavy bag and I was tired and I was stressed because I have two papers due... yesterday! So there I was walking along and this guy starts talking to me about Edith Piaf in french. I live in Montreal so I 95% understand him, and he's talking about the song La Vie en Rose. So we talk for a bit and then he starts talking about how I'm a fire sign because of something or other (maybe forehead lines?) and then he gets me to tell him that I'm a Sagitarius. Then he asks me what my ascendant is and I tell him Virgo. So then we talk about astrology for a while.
After a bit he gets me to give him my left hand and does palm reading and says that I'm stuck between two paths and asks about my love life and whether I've experienced any difficulties in life etc. Then he gets me to sit next to him on the hood of a car and talks some more about my hand and how I have 3 dimples in it signifying my head, my heart and my aura. Apparently instead of using all three I think too much. So then he got me to close my eyes and think of colors and I say I see orange. Then he starts massaging my neck which is a little wierd but I figure hey, my neck/back hurts anyway so what the hey! So everything is going fine, my aches are going away and then he tries to molest me!
I mean what the fuck! What's wrong with people! Yeah... I mean who knew stuff like this actually happened? Honestly! I'm not traumatized or anything but gosh why can't "nice" people not be crazy molestors...
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