your days are numbered!
If there's one thing I fucking hate it's when the phone rings constantly on a Saturday morning. After I'm woken up 3 times I can't go back to sleep so it's presentely 10:58 (not exactly the time I planned to wake up at). Mike came over last night just to chill since we both have no lives. He forgot the playstation so we had a couple of beers and I showed him the "Fans" section of the Slayer DVD. Goddamned funny stuff. Slayer fans are almost as bad, if not worse than Slipknot maggots. Talk about redneck city.
I'm still living alone, with my mom being in Europe and all, so all the responsibility is on me, which totally sucks. I'm throwing a house party tonight which should be better than last week's hopefully, and the screen door has already been taken down so it doesn't get walked through again (damn you Lily. First you break my key chain bottle opener then my screen door). I got the car washed yesterday at this really shady looking place that my mom keeps telling me to go to cause it's cheap. Now it smells nice and doesn't look as old or as shitty as it actually is. Gotta impress the ladies with my ride. Oh yeah, and I got a haircut yesterday from my dyke hairdresser who's been cutting my hair since I was like 4. Too bad the bitch hiked up the prices when she moved shop. I'm paying like $20 a haircut now. Fucking insane. No wonder I'm so hairy, I can't afford to get it cut. Anyways, here's an early morning picture of me and the new 'dew. It doesn't look THAT bad in this pic, but in person it seems a little short and really brings out my big ears. Check out my sleepy eyes. Oh well.
That's all for now. Leave donations.
I'm still living alone, with my mom being in Europe and all, so all the responsibility is on me, which totally sucks. I'm throwing a house party tonight which should be better than last week's hopefully, and the screen door has already been taken down so it doesn't get walked through again (damn you Lily. First you break my key chain bottle opener then my screen door). I got the car washed yesterday at this really shady looking place that my mom keeps telling me to go to cause it's cheap. Now it smells nice and doesn't look as old or as shitty as it actually is. Gotta impress the ladies with my ride. Oh yeah, and I got a haircut yesterday from my dyke hairdresser who's been cutting my hair since I was like 4. Too bad the bitch hiked up the prices when she moved shop. I'm paying like $20 a haircut now. Fucking insane. No wonder I'm so hairy, I can't afford to get it cut. Anyways, here's an early morning picture of me and the new 'dew. It doesn't look THAT bad in this pic, but in person it seems a little short and really brings out my big ears. Check out my sleepy eyes. Oh well.
That's all for now. Leave donations.