Email at Work
This is how an email conversation went at work today. I thought it was hillarious:
I wrote this email to my entire code to inform them I have made a new contact list with updated information since our old one was, well... old.
To whom it may concern:
There is a contact list of all code LCPOs and LPOs located in "S:\NWLN\NAVSUBSCOL\N5\Misc\N5 Contacts". If there is any error or discrepancy, please let me know.
-Hornsby
I then got this reply a little while later informing me that I was on the urinalysis list which I already knew:
Go pee.
I then replied with:
Do you want to help? On second thought I already did it just fine all by myself.
-Hornsby
And then got an imediate reply of:
No, I don't want to help. Besides, I'm afraid of needles.
So I retorted with:
As much as it hurts, I feel as if I must commend you on your quick and witty reply, no matter how untrue it is.
-Hornsby
In which the conversation was finalized with him saying:
It's one of those things you will be blessed with once you get dolphins on your chest and sea time under your belt. Ooh Yah, Go Navy!
I will never get Dolphins, because I am now going to crypto-linguist school on not on subs, but I felt the conversation should end there.
The End
I wrote this email to my entire code to inform them I have made a new contact list with updated information since our old one was, well... old.
To whom it may concern:
There is a contact list of all code LCPOs and LPOs located in "S:\NWLN\NAVSUBSCOL\N5\Misc\N5 Contacts". If there is any error or discrepancy, please let me know.
-Hornsby
I then got this reply a little while later informing me that I was on the urinalysis list which I already knew:
Go pee.
I then replied with:
Do you want to help? On second thought I already did it just fine all by myself.
-Hornsby
And then got an imediate reply of:
No, I don't want to help. Besides, I'm afraid of needles.
So I retorted with:
As much as it hurts, I feel as if I must commend you on your quick and witty reply, no matter how untrue it is.
-Hornsby
In which the conversation was finalized with him saying:
It's one of those things you will be blessed with once you get dolphins on your chest and sea time under your belt. Ooh Yah, Go Navy!
I will never get Dolphins, because I am now going to crypto-linguist school on not on subs, but I felt the conversation should end there.
The End