Absinthe

[dirty_smudge]

AN: OK, it's like this: I have an exam tomorrow. So, obviously, I'm revising. Except, actually, that's a lie.
This isn't the third chapter of Business As Usual, but it is hot McCoy/Chekov porn, so I'm sure calicokat will forgive me.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Huge age difference, some roughness, lots of alcohol. And buttsex.

Comments

[calicokat]

Baby. That got me right in the girl parts, yo. @_@ And it was deliciously long and involved! X)

“Absinthe,” McCoy agreed, “Is like a beautiful woman.” He thought about this and decided he could probably extend the analogy. “Not like whiskey. That's like... like, a rough, unshaven man who wants to bend you over and fuck you dry.”

He was a lot like whiskey, come to think of it. He looked over at Chekov, who was studying him intently. “And vodka, that's like a fit young man with a lot of stamina who'll stay the night and suck you off in the morning.”

That bit had me cackling. Mmmmmhmmmmm. X)

What a wonderful, unexpected bit of smut. :DDD I had not expected it! Motherfucking yay!

ETA: And moreover, all Bones's grumbling and growling. X) What a lickable fic. Hmm...but licking my computer moniter won't get me anywhere. >> Maybe some odd looks.

[dirty_smudge]

Ooooh, I knew you'd like the growling. I LIKE THE GROWLING TOO. Mmmmmmmmm baby. I'm not the only one who's actually developing a rough, unshaven older man kink, am I?

I was gonna stop this in the club, with the "OMG, let's get a room coz if we don't leave I'm gonna fuck you right here and now" but then I decided I would be very frustrated if I was reading it and it stopped there. And I'd probably want to track the writer down and force her to watch me having hot kinky sex and then make her leave before the good bit. And as the writer, I wouldn't want that to happen. So I followed it through in the hope that if someone tracks me down, they'll let me join in with their hot kinky sex.

Lickable? That's the best praise I've ever had. *licks you*

[calicokat]

You are a true Samaritan writing out a ton of hot porn. :| I am, in fact, developing a rough, unshaven older man kink. *incoherent flaily hands*

*no, licks you* >> Hmm...this could escalate. :| Sadly, I need to go buy an air conditioning unit and not suffocate in here. Your fic did not help the temperature.

[dirty_smudge]

I am a fucking Samaritan. It is not easy for me, an innocent, virgin Nun, to write red-hot Mansex, but I do it for you: the slashers, the fangirls who keep this world alive with the power of your belief in the homosexual tendencies of pretty men.

*no licks you, motherfucker*

I am sorry for suffocating you with McCoy/Chekov porn. Next time I'll write about kittens. Oh wait, I already did that and it turned into Spock/Uhura porn. IS NOTHING SACRED?

[calicokat]

*licked* >:O IT'S ON.

...and apparently, nothing is. Nothing is sacred. XD *gives alms*

[dirty_smudge]

*lick lick lick lick lick* NEVER GIVE UP, NEVAH SURRENDER!