The Logical Response To The Discovery That Your Lover Has Turned Into A Kitten

[dirty_smudge]

I took my sister and her friend to see Star Trek yesterday because they hadn't seen it yet. They somehow got it into their heads that Spock loves kittens, so I entirely blame them for this...

Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Rating: PG
Warnings: Um... sex is mentioned once. There is no bestiality.
Summary: Basically, Uhura has turned into a kitten

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[dirty_smudge]

Thank you for reading my mind - what happens is this: she gets turned back, she's naked (obviously) and a bit disoriented what with being turned from a cat into a human. There's a bit of leftover cat instinct, so what she does is see her sexy half-Vulcan manslave, pounce on him, (and she's started from a crouch, so it's a proper, leap-through-the-air pounce) wrap her legs around his waist and his arms around his neck and do what she hasn't been able to do in feline form: kiss the life out of him.

He catches her instinctively, kisses her back, rests his forehead against her and ask "here? Now?" in a sort of no-we-can't-have-sex-right-here-in-public way. There are other people there. Jim starts to usher them out. Spock knows that it's more logical for them to stay stuck together like this because it's less exposing for Nyota, easier to hide his arousal. And she's saying "yes, here. Now," and everyone's pretty much out of there, and he slams her up against a wall, latches his mouth onto one of her nipples and slides two fingers inside her.

Then they do sex. I'll write it soon.

Anyways, I'm glad you liked ^_^

[ruby_caspar]

Ooh, also, in the sequel, they have to bond over their pointy ears...

;)

[dirty_smudge]

Is it you deleting your replies, or is there a glitch in your LJ/computer? O_o

I have the email so I know what you said in your deleted reply. My response: LOL, thanks. Ooh, a kitty! *pets*

And I didn't even think of the pointy-eared thing. She'll have to be stroking them after the sex and make some comment about it. He can say he liked her pointy ears and she can say he's projecting his desire for a Vulcan woman onto her, and he can tickle her stomach, because he's allowed to have a sense of humour after sex.

[ruby_caspar]

Yes, it's me deleting my comments - I always *always* think of something else to say, or want to change my icon or something and I don't know how to edit them, so I just delete and repost... I fail at LJ in general.

Lol YES has to be done!!! Purrfect. (Sorry)

Loving the SGA icons btw - Hewletts FTW! :D

[dirty_smudge]

Thanks, I made most of them. SGA was the first fandom I wrote huge amounts of fanfic for, so I still have quite a few SGA related icons ^_^