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Dear Everyone,
I am terribly sorry that you are friends with someone, since I'm afraid I have to kill him. Nothing personal, I just wish that motherfucker a slow and painful death. I want to put knives in his eyes so it splits them into two, with blood gushing out, and his inability to close his eyes. I want to rip his throat out with a spoon and put it in his mouth, forcing his jaws to motion and eat his own flesh. I want to twist his penis backwards and force him to fuck his ass and cum, then RIP it off and shove it into his mouth with the blood and semen pouring into him. I'd then fuck the hole from where his penis should be with a taser, shoving it in and out until he cums blood. I'd chop his toes off, one by one, then shove them all nicely... into his ASS. I'd then beat him with a belt until he's nothing more than a puddle of human fluids. =D
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I am terribly sorry that you are friends with someone, since I'm afraid I have to kill him. Nothing personal, I just wish that motherfucker a slow and painful death. I want to put knives in his eyes so it splits them into two, with blood gushing out, and his inability to close his eyes. I want to rip his throat out with a spoon and put it in his mouth, forcing his jaws to motion and eat his own flesh. I want to twist his penis backwards and force him to fuck his ass and cum, then RIP it off and shove it into his mouth with the blood and semen pouring into him. I'd then fuck the hole from where his penis should be with a taser, shoving it in and out until he cums blood. I'd chop his toes off, one by one, then shove them all nicely... into his ASS. I'd then beat him with a belt until he's nothing more than a puddle of human fluids. =D
Hypothetically speaking, of course.