Maybe it's not pubes.

Mar 14, 2007 16:26

My mom found hair in her vitamin pack, whose name I won't mention unless they get BITCHY and decide not to compensate her for it.



But if you really, really wanted to know, and if you're smart enough to figure it out, you'd know what brand it is.

I wrote the company today. Let's see when and how they respond. Perhaps a check-accompanied letter?

My mom INSISTS that it's "hmoi, prounced "MOY?,"  which is slang in Thai for pubes. But come on now. Living with Chuck, I've learned a few things. One of them is that his pubes look exactly like his head hair, which looks exactly like his chest hair, armpit hair, and stomach hair. The only Non-pubes-looking hair are the ones on his arms and legs because they're straight. Still, I wouldn't eat vitamins from his armpit.
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