Red Eye
Well, more like pink eye. Not me. Charles. That movie sucked, by the way.
So I think Chuck's got a pink eye. His eyelid's swollen. I also think eye-related diseases are disgusting. Like, I'd rather have surgery performed on me than have some sort of eye infection. So, we're going to the urgent care today to see what can be done about it.
I think he got it from ME! No, I don't have it, but I -do- have a BACTERIAL LIP INFECTION (I found this out yesterday) since July! At first I thought I was allergic to Listerine, whitening toothpaste, my new chapstick, so I am now using Kid's Hello Kitty toothpaste, and ACT mouthwash for kids. Then I thought I had herpes, or cold sores, or something of the like. Nope. My nurse practictioner was like, "SERIOUSLY? You've had this since July?" Yuh. Then she found out I was putting the Cortizone cream on it. She was like AHH! That only makes it worse! Okay, well, excuse me, I didn't go to medical school. So I'm on antibiotics for three weeks. OH. And the part about Chuck getting it from me is...he likes to bat his lashes against my face, just to annoy me. That'll teach him. Although, he could've also gotten it from somewhere else.
...so my lips were getting better until I started taking the antibiotics...
I am to throw out all of my lip things. =[ BUT THAT MEANS I GET TO BUY NEW ONES! ...AFTER this is cured, of course. Oh lordy, I can't wait. I'm not a makeup person or anything, but I do like lip things, except for lipstick.
Sometimes, I'm afraid to watch the Olympics because...I feel like when an athlete makes a mistake and I'm watching it, it's MORE embarrassing for him/her. I can't explain it.
So I think Chuck's got a pink eye. His eyelid's swollen. I also think eye-related diseases are disgusting. Like, I'd rather have surgery performed on me than have some sort of eye infection. So, we're going to the urgent care today to see what can be done about it.
I think he got it from ME! No, I don't have it, but I -do- have a BACTERIAL LIP INFECTION (I found this out yesterday) since July! At first I thought I was allergic to Listerine, whitening toothpaste, my new chapstick, so I am now using Kid's Hello Kitty toothpaste, and ACT mouthwash for kids. Then I thought I had herpes, or cold sores, or something of the like. Nope. My nurse practictioner was like, "SERIOUSLY? You've had this since July?" Yuh. Then she found out I was putting the Cortizone cream on it. She was like AHH! That only makes it worse! Okay, well, excuse me, I didn't go to medical school. So I'm on antibiotics for three weeks. OH. And the part about Chuck getting it from me is...he likes to bat his lashes against my face, just to annoy me. That'll teach him. Although, he could've also gotten it from somewhere else.
...so my lips were getting better until I started taking the antibiotics...
I am to throw out all of my lip things. =[ BUT THAT MEANS I GET TO BUY NEW ONES! ...AFTER this is cured, of course. Oh lordy, I can't wait. I'm not a makeup person or anything, but I do like lip things, except for lipstick.
Sometimes, I'm afraid to watch the Olympics because...I feel like when an athlete makes a mistake and I'm watching it, it's MORE embarrassing for him/her. I can't explain it.