Burn, Baby, Burn!
Kim's baby is here! And
am I excited? Yes. But not because "OMFG I LOVE BABIES!" but because I
want to see what happens to it. I am excited at how messed up its life
will be. I am excited at the monetary expenses that will be made. I am
excited about how lives will change just because of one little thing
that could've been killed in the womb if need be.
Like, oh my god! That's so cruel! No it's not. It's true! Kim's already showing signs of illogical thinking (not that she was all that smart before). She was literally UPSET about her stomach being floppy. She actually CRIED about it in the hospital. It's like she thinks that all new (and old) mother in the world, except for her, have sexy, tight abs and that stretch marks magically disappear...within 24 hours of birth.
I want to see where this will go. It's going to help me decide on whether I want to be a mother or whether I want to be Superman!! I don't mean like, "OMFG I'm NOT HAVING A BABY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT STRETCH MARKS!" I already have plenty of that! I just want to observe this family for a while. I'm just afraid that my ovaries are going to EXPLODE before I can have one. HEE! Plus I have a higher chance of miscarriage. Awesome. Or I can spend all the money I want on myself and Chuck and end the [insert Chuck's last name here] family tree! Hmm! I don't know.
Like, oh my god! That's so cruel! No it's not. It's true! Kim's already showing signs of illogical thinking (not that she was all that smart before). She was literally UPSET about her stomach being floppy. She actually CRIED about it in the hospital. It's like she thinks that all new (and old) mother in the world, except for her, have sexy, tight abs and that stretch marks magically disappear...within 24 hours of birth.
I want to see where this will go. It's going to help me decide on whether I want to be a mother or whether I want to be Superman!! I don't mean like, "OMFG I'm NOT HAVING A BABY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT STRETCH MARKS!" I already have plenty of that! I just want to observe this family for a while. I'm just afraid that my ovaries are going to EXPLODE before I can have one. HEE! Plus I have a higher chance of miscarriage. Awesome. Or I can spend all the money I want on myself and Chuck and end the [insert Chuck's last name here] family tree! Hmm! I don't know.