the most hilarious thing. Found this Mad -lib type thing on the back of Fruit snacks
the unerlined words my 9 yr old brother filled in with little help from the rest of us....
Cinderella was very depressed because she couldn't go to the prince's royal whorehouse. Suddenly her fairy PIMP appeared to grant her wish. With the tough of his magic pimp stick, she turned a Penis and Ball sac into a coachman and a haors-drawn carriage. He then tapped Cinderella and transformed her grandma pajamas into a stripper's costume. With much excitement, Cinderella whored her way to the king's porn star ball.
All this coming from a little kid that wants to be a firefighter when he grows up..... Inside joke for those of you that pay attention to the news in the greater sacramento area!!
well thats it for now!