BRILLIANT
-That Retarded Girl-
I used to know a retarded girl who always smelled of poontang. One day I called her stinky the retarded wonder, and all the kids in the class laughed at her... I felt bad, So later that day, I went over to her table to apologize for what I had done, but, when I started to talk to her 3 boys from the other table looked over at me and started to laugh... "They're gonna think I like her," I thought to myself. So quickly I pushed the retarded girl down over her chair ... once again, everyone laughed. From then on, I was known as The King of the School... I heard that the retarded girl eventually committed suicide by jumping off a train trestle. Some people blame me ... but, it's not my fault she's retarded. It's her Mom and her Dad's. They were the ones who made her retarded! Not me!
© Edmund McMillen, 2001-2002 all rights reserved.
I used to know a retarded girl who always smelled of poontang. One day I called her stinky the retarded wonder, and all the kids in the class laughed at her... I felt bad, So later that day, I went over to her table to apologize for what I had done, but, when I started to talk to her 3 boys from the other table looked over at me and started to laugh... "They're gonna think I like her," I thought to myself. So quickly I pushed the retarded girl down over her chair ... once again, everyone laughed. From then on, I was known as The King of the School... I heard that the retarded girl eventually committed suicide by jumping off a train trestle. Some people blame me ... but, it's not my fault she's retarded. It's her Mom and her Dad's. They were the ones who made her retarded! Not me!
© Edmund McMillen, 2001-2002 all rights reserved.