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I'm randomly bruised, my hands are smashed up and they won't be properly clean again until mid-November...I love spring! It's fantastic to be back at work on the 300. A little depressing that it won't be ready to drive until next summer probably, but we're underway! 3 days in and I haven't been on fire yet, either! The only downside to it all is, this gives me yet another thing to distract myself with instead of doing work. 5 pages of double spaced biggest font possible bullshit stand between me and graduation. Literally. And do you think I can manage to just sit down and do it? Oh noooo, I better bake a cake! And drink margaritas! And go clean up the garage! And read a stupid magazine! And go play Nintendo! But really, getting it done means I get to graduate. I'm sooooo sick of college but then, ugh, I need to get a real job. One that involves like, waking up early and doing stuff, not just getting into water fights and eating junk food. And of course, with spring always comes that old wild urge to go pirating, so I've basically been scanning the classifieds for 'corsair', 'buccanneer', 'pirate', etc. I'd even be willing to sign on as a privateer for a while, then just go renegade once I got the hang of the ship and all. But nooooooooooooo.
It's a good thing birds can't throw up. How gross would birdseed puke look?
GENERAL INVITATION TO ALL WHO WILL BE IN O-TOWN ON MAY 16!!!!
I hereby proudly announce the triumphant return, after several years absence, of Shenanigans, Inc.'s Infamous SMASHTOBERFEST! Bring your old TVs, computers, stereos, anything that's been mouthing off and needs to be put in its place sledgehammer-wise (no dehumidifiers, we almost died from one of those once) and come break the shit out of stuff. Seriously, it's good times. If anyone's actually interested, let me know and I'll fill you in on the D's.
That is all.