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Jan 18, 2007 22:50

IF HARRY WON'T LISTEN TO ME THEN I'LL HAVE TO ASK ALL OF YOU ( Read more... )

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hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:04:12 UTC

*sigh* Hermione, love. Voldemort is no longer in this dimension. Even if he were, he's completely stark raving mad, all he cares about is waffles and puppies. He calls me "Pretty Bluehair Lady." He's not after Harry, much less his liver. And neither is the Honeydukes shopkeeper. Harry's nowhere near Hogsmeade, and not because anyone's enchanted him, because he decided for himself, nor does he have any reason to go there. What do we need to do to convince you of this?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:05:13 UTC

GINNY.

SNAPE PRACTICALLY TOLD ME THIS.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:07:14 UTC

...What exactly did he say, Hermione? His exact words.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:08:05 UTC

HE TAUGHT US HOW TO MAKE A POTION TO CURE HANGOVERS.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:08:47 UTC

...and that has what to do with Harry's liver and the Honeydukes shopkeeper?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:11:15 UTC

HANGOVERS...LIVER. ALCOHOL DAMAGES YOUR LIVER. IT ALL COMES TOGETHER.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:14:40 UTC

Or perhaps he's just aware that people sneak in Firewhisky and get drunk on the weekends. And after they win Quidditch games. And after they lose Quidditch games. And when they do well on exams. And when they do badly on exams. And any other excuse they can think of.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:15:24 UTC

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PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:17:00 UTC

Perhaps not as many of the first and second years do, but I know for a fact the older students do. Likely they're just hiding it.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:19:19 UTC

THEY COULD GET IN TROUBLE.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:21:05 UTC

The vast majority of people are not as morally upright as you, love.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:23:08 UTC

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:24:23 UTC

Why?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:25:20 UTC

STUDENTS OF THE FINE SCHOOL OF HOGWARTS WOULDN'T BREAK THE RULES LIKE THAT.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:26:47 UTC

Clearly you aren't friends with anyone fifth year or older. And what about the Slytherins? You don't think they ever break the rules?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:30:28 UTC

OH WELL IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE IF IT'S A SLYTERIN.

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